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□ Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)12:14:16 No.23559574 235598632223560090 Great Uncle Bert was an Engineer in the Marines and help build airfields. He did a lot of cool s---. > great Uncle is sitting in a trench on guard duty outside the airfield > Uncle Bert hears the sound of a rifle shot and the screaming of bloody murder > A j-- sniper tried to sneak into the lines and pick them off but was spotted. > The J-- is screaming his dead off screaming in agony > this goes on all day and into the night > a marine in the foxhole next to him yells "JESUS H CHRIST WOULD SOMEONE THROW A GODDAMN F------ BOOT AT THE F------ SLANT EYED CAT! IM TRYING TO F------ SLEEP OVER HERE!" > a Few seconds later the bang from a Springfield is heard > The screaming j-- is dead > The Marine yells "THANK YOU!" > Another marine replies back "YOURE WELCOME! > Uncle Bert doesn't get any sleep that night because war is hell More Bert stories on the way

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Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)08:06:16 No.698643963 >video game reviewer starts talking about his childhood
>>202596752 (OP) This is becoming a problem, at first it was a few isolated cases but now it's an epidemic. Why aren't politicians and law enforcement doing anything about this? Serious answer: the whole appeal is self-inserting as the shota and being treated as a desirable object of affection by attractive women. Childhood is the last time women unconditionally love you, dote on you and allow you to be weak. After that you might as well be dead to them and you're expected to "earn" their attention. Basically you're there to impress her, but women don't feel the need to impress you. Projecting back to childhood but with awareness of your own (and their) sexuality makes for an appealing fantasy.
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