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L Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)10:22:32 No.23558639 File: MarineCo 、>>2355867322235587312223558841 Seal.jpg (2.25 MB, 2076x2100) MENT also other story >be grandpy getting transferred between spain and france >be on a navy ship snavy skipper has annyoing little dog that barks all night and keeps everyone awake >dog has his own quarters and everyone, navy and marines need to bunk 4 to a room. severyone always gathers to watch crazy tiger shark feeding frenzy when the ship discharges builge smureens on the ship are always fighting and getting completely obliterated on absinthe and wine they smuggled onto the boat from france sone night grampy is taking a stroll around the deck because he cannot sleep. >see a bunch of marines dressed in all black running towards skippers quaters. >see them running towards back of the ship. >hear muffled barking >loud noise as ship begins to dump builge at night >grampy looks and hear yipe >sees little white fluffy dog sent into sky then bit in half in mid air by tiger shark >next day skipper wakes up and finds that his dog is missing >military police investigate. >they interroage grampy >"I was walking on the deck, but was on the other side of the ship. I didn't see anything." >and that is the end of that story

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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