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O Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)20:17:13 No.21498976 1400474597873ipg (195 KB, 736x947) google iadb >>21499287 >>21498989 >>21499048 Allow me to tell you the story of Hans. 1/2 >Playing on Apartments >Glorious motherland moves up to the apartment complex across the river >Was a long and hard fought battle >Casualties were many, but we finally advanced >MG and I make our way to the upper levels of the apartments to provide cover (currently playing as sniper) >Find German sitting in the corner Only I notice him, MG bro keeps going Has weapon drawn, doesn't shoot >Over global chat, I read in broken English something like "Do not shoot, no ammo, name Hans, am prisoner" >Relay that I have a captive over voice comms to team, trusting that this guy doesn't spinal tap me with his rifle Proceed to snipe his buddies >He follows me everywhere >No one shoots him surprisingly enough >Keeps typing roleplaying phrases in the global chat "So glad you spare me, have wife and child >You are truly great friend" >So on, etc. Eventually the other team just won't have it since they're losing on the final checkpoint >Organize prisoner transfer >Entire Russian team is stationed in the buildings overseeing the courtyard at the final checkpoint >Entire Axis team is stationed inside the buildings on the opposite ends It's me, Hans, and random Axis officer meeting in the middle >Hans is freaking out >"No please, they will kill me, am coward >Axis team decides to go along with it >"No need to worry, many iron crosses will be given to you" >Hans leaves with the Axis team, all is still quiet >Enemy teams in plain view of each other, yet refuse to shoot until prisoner exchange is complete Back away from the scene as Hans leaves in front of Axis officer, refuse to take eyes off of Hans >He looks back at me and stops as to type something >Axis officer shoots him square in the head with the C96 >pic related >>21499287>>21499048 Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)20:18:21 No.21498989 1401002939420 ipg (44 KB, 500x612) google igdb 21498976 TRAITOR" he types in the chat The angry roar of a thousand nuggets, smgs, and DP-28s erupt through the day as Hans falls limp Enemy team returns fire with MG-34s, K98s, and MP40s >Pops, cracks, whizzes, and tracers fly all around me as I'm still standing in the open, eyes focused n tme ememy officer >Character twitching like crazy as I draw my sidearm and ainm >Officer turns around and does the same >Shoot officer square in the eye between twitches >He falls limp next to Hans Begin unloading on the MG nest with random fire >pic related >See MG slowly turn toward me while I reload >Tracers fill the screen >ded

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
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