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Anonymous (ID: dcUIAxYN) 05/03/13(Fri)13:51:38 No.477473423 Replies: 22477474494 22477474980 22477475271 22477475508 224774 >>477480552 >>477480573 >>477481806 >>477483813 >247 477 163 Story of my time in the US milita > be 2006 > Joined military when i was 18, living in a small town outside of NC. > Shipping over to Iraq to kill Sadam > 2007 ive been chosen to join a task force to raid a compound believed to be filled with terrorists > My CO is a girl. w-- > This chick has a reputation of being the biggest bitch in our entire compound. Everyone hates her > Meet her for the first time > HUDSON! IF I CATCH YOU NOT LOOKING OVER EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR UNITS SHOULDERS, I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE YOUR GUN UP YOUR ASS > Hear s--- like this every second of every day > F--- this bitch > Finally the day has come for the raid, training was a bitch, especially since our CO was the one leading it all, but its over now > Raiding compound > Firefight gets intense, bullets are flying everywhere. Most guys keep their cool... Except our CO > She starts freaking out. Probably some Westpoint daughters general who has no combat experience > Get a call over the radio > House up ahead is rigged with tripwires and explosives > CO turns to me, still freaking out as bullets are still flying. "HUDSON! WE NEED TO FIND BETTER COVER. LETS GO INTO THAT HOUSE!" > MFW she points to the booby trapped house > Make our way to the doorway. She screams at me to enter, seeing that I am stalling > I take a look at her and say "Ladies first" > I got honored and medals for 'attempting to save her life', after she blew up

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous (ID: dcUIAxYN) 05/03/13(Fri)13:51:38 No.477473423 Replies: 22477474494 22477474980 22477475271 22477475508 224774 >>477480552 >>477480573 >>477481806 >>477483813 >247 477 163 Story of my time in the US milita > be 2006 > Joined military when i was 18, living in a small town outside of NC. > Shipping over to Iraq to kill Sadam > 2007 ive been chosen to join a task force to raid a compound believed to be filled with terrorists > My CO is a girl. w-- > This chick has a reputation of being the biggest bitch in our entire compound. Everyone hates her > Meet her for the first time > HUDSON! IF I CATCH YOU NOT LOOKING OVER EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR UNITS SHOULDERS, I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE YOUR GUN UP YOUR ASS > Hear s--- like this every second of every day > F--- this bitch > Finally the day has come for the raid, training was a bitch, especially since our CO was the one leading it all, but its over now > Raiding compound > Firefight gets intense, bullets are flying everywhere. Most guys keep their cool... Except our CO > She starts freaking out. Probably some Westpoint daughters general who has no combat experience > Get a call over the radio > House up ahead is rigged with tripwires and explosives > CO turns to me, still freaking out as bullets are still flying. "HUDSON! WE NEED TO FIND BETTER COVER. LETS GO INTO THAT HOUSE!" > MFW she points to the booby trapped house > Make our way to the doorway. She screams at me to enter, seeing that I am stalling > I take a look at her and say "Ladies first" > I got honored and medals for 'attempting to save her life', after she blew up

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