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Anonymous (ID: dcUIAxYN) 05/03/13(Fri)13:51:38 No.477473423 Replies: 22477474494 22477474980 22477475271 22477475508 224774 >>477480552 >>477480573 >>477481806 >>477483813 >247 477 163 Story of my time in the US milita > be 2006 > Joined military when i was 18, living in a small town outside of NC. > Shipping over to Iraq to kill Sadam > 2007 ive been chosen to join a task force to raid a compound believed to be filled with terrorists > My CO is a girl. w-- > This chick has a reputation of being the biggest bitch in our entire compound. Everyone hates her > Meet her for the first time > HUDSON! IF I CATCH YOU NOT LOOKING OVER EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR UNITS SHOULDERS, I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE YOUR GUN UP YOUR ASS > Hear s--- like this every second of every day > F--- this bitch > Finally the day has come for the raid, training was a bitch, especially since our CO was the one leading it all, but its over now > Raiding compound > Firefight gets intense, bullets are flying everywhere. Most guys keep their cool... Except our CO > She starts freaking out. Probably some Westpoint daughters general who has no combat experience > Get a call over the radio > House up ahead is rigged with tripwires and explosives > CO turns to me, still freaking out as bullets are still flying. "HUDSON! WE NEED TO FIND BETTER COVER. LETS GO INTO THAT HOUSE!" > MFW she points to the booby trapped house > Make our way to the doorway. She screams at me to enter, seeing that I am stalling > I take a look at her and say "Ladies first" > I got honored and medals for 'attempting to save her life', after she blew up

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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