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Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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Anonymous 145 KB JPG meat than usual 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,,and,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people

Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)08:06:16 No.698643963 >video game reviewer starts talking about his childhood

>>202596752 (OP) This is becoming a problem, at first it was a few isolated cases but now it's an epidemic. Why aren't politicians and law enforcement doing anything about this? Serious answer: the whole appeal is self-inserting as the shota and being treated as a desirable object of affection by attractive women. Childhood is the last time women unconditionally love you, dote on you and allow you to be weak. After that you might as well be dead to them and you're expected to "earn" their attention. Basically you're there to impress her, but women don't feel the need to impress you. Projecting back to childhood but with awareness of your own (and their) sexuality makes for an appealing fantasy.

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: G19+RQjQ) Australia Social Media Ban ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/28/24(Thu)17:11:29 No.489853764 BBC Australian social media ban on under-16s approved by Senate 10 hours ago 54 KB PNG Why are parents so quick to blame everything wrong with their children on anything but themselves? >Childhood Obesity >"Its all the sugar in the food" N----, you feed them. We don't need to age restrict candy to resolve this problem. >Bad Grades >"Its le teachers fault" S--- for brains, You need to make sure that your child is doing their homework and grounding them for getting bad grades. >Bad Behaviour >"My Child is out of control! I need to complain about this on a TV documentary" Ever heard of a belt? >Social media and Phone use >"Social media is making my child addicted to their phone!!!!" You have arms? Do you not know how to grab a phone from your child? Why must they insist on some kind of nanny state bureaucracy to do their job for them, on my dime? Do they no realise that eventually that this will end up biting them in the ass when they have to present ID when logging on to facebook to rage about liberals or having to present ID to buy snacks? And what pisses me off about this most is that these Ideas sound nice to world leaders around the world, especially in the EU, and this begins a global bureaucratic circle jerk, generating an endless stream of terrible regulations. But I digress. This is Australia that I'm talking about. These retards have really lived up to their prison Island origins.

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: Anonymous 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me at 16 >go to quinceañera party >have a good time >next day mom invites me to her friends house >bored so accept 155 KB PNG >fast forward to friends house >mom in kitchen chatting with friends >me chilling in living room on phone >mom's friend's daughter comes out of room and sits in living room with me >start making conversation and eventually ask her if she went to the party yesterday >"uh.. yeah. it was my quinceañera.." >mfw my dumbass realized I asked a girl if she went to her own party

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Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)10:19:41 No.927960349 Look man, It doesn't really matter if she had a knife or not, the cop only shot her due to racism and bigotry. Don't you remember having knife fights as kids too? Totally common and normal behavior. Let kids be kids lol. Look, if I was the cop. I would have just disarmed her. Ya know, kinda like how Captain America disarmed the Winter Soldier in the MCU, or how Harry Potter disarmed Voldemort. No need for a fatal shot. MARVEL They/Them #BLM Proud Cuck 1730471152878168.jpg >>927958495 (OP) # 59 KB JPG >there is a correlation between intelligence and lack of belief >unless the belief is in something we promote like gays, n------, trannies, clot shot, global warming, trump being a nazi, etc., in this case you're dumb if you lack belief

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 06/08/21(Tue)19:51:50 No.146433504 >have a coworker who is Dutch >we both need to go to the same project the next day >offer to drive and say I will pick him up >he says thanks and gives me his adress >the next day I drive over to his home >he isn't fully ready to leave yet but offers me to wait inside >he asks if I want a coffee >say sure because I didn't have my morning coffee yet >his wife makes me a coffee while he finishes getting ready >drive him to the project and drop him back of at his home in the evening >he says "thank you so much for driving anon!" >get home myself >hear a notification comming in on my phone >it is a 'tikkie' for 0.50 EUR from my Dutch colleague for the morning coffee I had at his place

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Oh my GOD just talk to actual women, we're all horny and unhappy too you're not special you f------ weirdos New York Post @nypost- Apr 15 Tech exec predicts 'Al girlfriends' will create $1B business: 'Comfort at the end of the day' trib.al/XORAIML : Anonymous (ID: P3y3PZCt >talk to women ew weirdo >dont talk to women ew weirdo 11/16/24(Sat)11:35:50 No.488637069

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Anonymous Why people hate balding men? 8 KB JPG confident" 11/27/24(Wed)09:48:29 No.79583883 >Be male >Be balding >Start looking for solutions because you don't want to lose your hair >"Anon, shave, embrace the baldness" >"Anon, you cannot change nature, just shave it off" >"Medicine won't work. You are not >"Men who clings on to their hair are pathetic" >"Life is a bitch. Deal with it" >Be another male >Start thinking you were born a different gender >"Yes anon 2, from now on, you are anonette:)" >"Take those estrogen skittles lady" >"Harry Potter is le bad" Why is Male 1 told to accept their loss of hair whilst Male 2 gets encouraged to undergo permanent body morph instead of sticking to crossdressing like everyone else? Why does society hate on people that don't want to lose hair but entirely sympathetic to people born in a wrong body? We should support both issues equally. Where are anti balding research centers?

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File: IMG_0089.png (466 KB, 800x694) Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)19:03:12 No.695799251 >>695800284 >>695800617 >>695802960 >>695803097 >>695803474 >We love Leon, don't we folks? >>695800048 >>695800097 Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)19:23:21 No.695800048 >>695800170 >>695800191 >>695800243 >>695800270 >>695800327 >>695800338 >>695800369 >>695800524 >>695800865 >>695800941 >>695801089 >>695801327 >>695801581 >>695801735 >>695801768 >>695801950 >>695802960 >>695803023 >>695804525 >>695799251 (OP) >It is an honor to meet a survivor of Raccoon City. It was really bad... what happened in Raccoon City is -- some people are saying -- the worst, in terms of zombies. When I launched that nuke to take out the city -- and people were saying "don't do it," but I did it, I had to -- I was praying "please, let some good American heroes escape the blast zone." And here you are, a fine American cop, surviving zombies and all sorts of things... We love saying "zombies," don't we, folks? Some people, they don't really like that, they look for any reason to criticize me... They go on NBC and say "Trump said 'zombies.' You can't call them 'zombies,' they're 'infected." Can you believe this, folks? They get offended if you say "zombies," you gotta use some politically correct term. But they're out there... groaning, rotting, and -- some say -- eating people. They're zombies. Anyway, you're a great guy, Leon, and -- I might say -- my favorite Kennedy.

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