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! Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)10:52:26 No.23558896 22235589522223568007 23558841 story from my roomate who was a helicopter door gunner in transhcanistan >town up the road from FOB is constantly trying to reach out to the troops in hopes of trading stuff for money. >army will only trade for rice >kids start chucking hand grenades at patrols >women come up to soldiers full burka with fake flower baskets and baskets of fruit sturns out they were wearing dynamite vests all along ED blows up a humvee >my buddy and his chopper get orders to wipe the town out and that they were classifed as enemy combatants. >guns down town full of mostly innocent people with door mounted machine gun sturns out the local war lord later told the army the taliban was threatening to kill hese peoples families unless would kill americans or pay a big sum of money sturns out none of them told this to the interpreter >turns out my friend murdered a town full of innocent people >2 weeks later he got seizures and now he cannot sleep war is hell.

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?
GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.
Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.
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