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Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)10:47:03 No.23558853 > Grand dad in Merchant Marine during the war > Onna frigate as a gunners/machinists mate > As part of gun crew they instruct entire ship on how dangerous standing near the guns during firing ops can be -1 Officer who is a known s------ not listening > fast forward to Peleliu landings >Grand dads ship is participating is the prelanding ritual known as "blowing everything the f--- up that is within 5 miles of the beach > Single 6" inch gun firing away, puny in comparison to the rest of the fleet but in his words "We said f--- it we'll fire it any way > A lull in the firing occurs crew is warned the firing will start again at any moment and to stay off the fore deck s Afore mentioned officer s------ decides f--- it, time for a smoke > Smokes near forward gun > this time they didnt bother giving the pre fire warning to the rest of the crew since they were warned already > man over board sounds all guns cease fire sguns concussion sent the guy flying over the rails and into the water > said officer is recovered and shipped back to hawaii for causing the entire ship to stop working to save his stupid ass. s Grand dad said nearly everyone on board wanted to beat that guys ass for doing stupid s--- but because his gun crew nearly killed him with a massive f------ cannon they didnt have have to buy their own beer for the rest of the deployment

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