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Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)10:34:04 No.2355873123558801 3 23558639 >be grampy >be in marrakesh sbe using arabic skills to try and secure local sources of food from rich arab merchants >guy has about a million wives all of them are super hot >grandpa stubbornly tries to discuss business sarab guy decides he wants to wait until after the meal ssits grandpa down at oppoisite end of gaint table >grandpa has never eaten morrocan food before >they roll cooscoose in a ball using butter then eat the whole thing, and eat all kind of delicious s--- >wives belly dancing and wearing scandalous clothing the entire time smerchant tries to sell grandpa some of his wives, grandpa politely declines seventually negotiates a local source of bread, chickpeas, butter, milk, goats and cooscoose in exchange for wood, clothing, and scrap metal. guy then tries to sell my grandpa one of his daughters >grandpa explains rules about fratternization to merchant >merchant laughs and says "by allah, no wonder Americans fight so hard, you are all so angry all the time because you have no women!" grandpa gathers local intelligence from guy who continues to try and marry off his super hot daughter to my grandfather this continues for the rest of the war >grandpa stays on mission >marries an American when he comes home stells me that this was one of the hardest parts of the war for him.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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