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hair swept back in hopes of hiding obvious balding spot feathered hair and clean shaven takes pride in his appearance doesn't smile, lets his piercing blue eyes do al the talking for him requires glasses because eyes are too beta to see without ure unblemished A---- skin, makes untermensch thin, girly frame from uncomfortable in his spending too much time fleeing inferior villains presence cashmere sweater and shirt tucked into khakis - clearl comes from money and culture unsure of what to do with arms so lets them dangle limply firmly clenched fist shows both physical strength and leadership wears tie with short sleeved shirt tucked into pants clearly a minimum wageslave contrappostro pose evokes Michelangelo's David legs bent with uneven posture indicating weakness of character wears velcro-strap shoes because he never mastered the art of Italian loafers for casual walks with opposite sex shoelaces

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the Virgin Victim vs the Chad Survivor


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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