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"The Virgin Raider" THE CHAD NUKER uses no chair, only hovers mid-air in a sitting position afraid to use computer in public physically unable to raid unless people are watching raids servers out of rejection and anger gets banned within 2-3 minutes of joining a server raids every server imaginable at the same time sends dm to every girl he sees in a server messages are filled with ra ndom tries to spam by manually using ctrl-v nudes from every girl who witnesses him uses 100 bots a second uses grandma's hand-me-down wooden chair OUcH macboolk kevlar-coated military computer has bottles of soda all over desk no bottles of soda, survives from the tears of his victims hunches forward in chair leaves computer plugged in leaves mouse unplugged controls computer telepathically computer is charged from the friction of his constantly shaking fingers stops in the middle of raiding to eat and pee doesn't raid anime servers because he might like them never stops to eat or pee, uses the bathroom on nearby pedestrians has never seen anime in his life goes into voice chat and plays music through his iphone's speaker devs don't even dare to ban him clients crash in awe of his presence voice is filled with the Choir of Chad mods are dead before the bots even arrive

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The Virgin Raider


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Virgin vs. Chad

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