Virgin vs. Chad

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

Charge level 1 1 The Virgin bot 1 souless machine canonically a forgetable nobody. with no purpose. Gaming Laptop level battery life Lost computer-chan to killer Brobot Loveless, will never Power sap some bitches does the "robot" is a literal "robot" Can't even use perfume even though it doesn't need to be Ingested weak toothpick Neck weak robotic arms need contasnt power to hurt anything needs the most powerful weapons in the game just to stand a chance Hated by everyone due to leaving the city in a blackout. can drink alcohol to cope with the fact Their whole existence is based on whether they can reach the next power or not. hunk of metal with no style o The Investment Chad 0 muscle gained naturally due to melee focused build. steroids only exaggerate his gains. Avid cologne user, smells magnificent The golden god only starts with some suger, a lighter, a small loan of 300 dollars and a dream all he needs knows what love both romantically and with family bonds takes slow syringe so his enemies can see his chad stride for longer 4 speed so nobody can see thier beta walk Is the only reason the DEA still exists made by die feller ด going bald Has millions in debt has made more than enough to pay it off, doesn't. doesn't give a f--- Instead drinks the resurrection shampoo to give himself immortality Hunted by countless assasins deals with them all with ease sells all thier weeb blades to buy some weed blades killer throws rocks into every adversary Rainbow blood, can legaly be classified as pharmacy. only wears the peak of style wears an awesome tie vampires OD on him. will bust it down it all of his buddys once he aquires the hat Uses exass cash to buy of the mob to help his elecation. still kills the mayor anyway.

The Virgin Modern YouTube Only promotes large channels. Makes a s----- TikTok clone. No dislikes. Makes the site kid-friendly despite having an app for kids. The Chad Old YouTube Promotes new Does nothing and exciting about Elsagate. Soulless channel layout. The videos are forgettable slop. Actually meant YouTubers. You Tube "You"Tube. TikTok? What's Age restricts videos for content that can be found in G-rated films. TikTok? Had a 5-star-review system and dislikes afterwards. Wasn't meant for kids to begin with. Fun channel layouts that encourage creativity. Videos have an eternal legacy. No s----- demonetization or age restriction systems.

CT-Virgin07 Trains for entire life dies in 10 minutes Physically impossible to live past 50 Bankrupting the republic Needs expensive armor that rarely works Is literally a slave, claims he isn't Will never do anything but fight and die B1 Chadle Droid Kills their commanders and friends without a second's hesitation Cheap to manufacture Roger Roger Can function for centuries given proper maintainance Doesn't put a dent in the CIS's treasury Needs no armor, is made of metal Can be reprogrammed after the war for other functions Produced by the trillions and needs zero training

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About

Virgin vs. Chad, also known as Virgin Walk, refers to a series of illustrations comparing various "virgin" men with low self-confidence to their Chad Thundercock counterparts. After an MS Paint depiction of the walk began circulating online in March 2017, other illustrations of "virgin" behaviors began appearing on the /r9k/ board on 4chan.

Origin

On April 23rd, 2016, a 4chan user submitted a post titled "Virgin signs," listing the "infamous virgin walk" as a way to identify a virgin on the /r9k/ board (shown below).^[8] In the thread, the gait was described as someone walking with "hands in your pockets and always looking down." On March 25th, 2017, an illustration depicting an example of the "virgin walk" was posted to /r9k/ (shown below).^[7]

Spread

That same day, the "Virgin Walk" illustration was reposted on FunnyJunk.^[3] On June 6th, 2017, a post urging viewers to "post all vi/r/gin memes" was submitted to /r9k/, in which various MS Paint illustrations were submitted depicting various behaviors associated with virgins juxtaposed with their "Chad" and "Wizard" counterparts, including the "virgin walk" image (shown below).

infographic comparing virgin walk to the Chad walk and Wizard walk

The following day, Redditor PyrusSolus submitted an Imgur gallery containing images from the 4chan thread to /r/4chan.^[5] Meanwhile, a collection of the images were highlighted in a thread on the BodyBuilding Forums. On June 10th, Redditor hardflips submitted an image comparing the "virgin walk" to the "Chad stride" to /r/justneckbeardthings^[4] subreddit.

Swole Doge vs. Cheems

Swole Doge vs. Cheems refers to a comparison format in which representatives of the same group from two historical eras are presented as Swole Doge and Cheems and are compared to each other, similar to Virgin vs. Chad. Originating from a viral Reddit meme, the format gained popularity on Reddit and Facebook starting in mid-May 2020.