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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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CT-Virgin07 Trains for entire life dies in 10 minutes Physically impossible to live past 50 Bankrupting the republic Needs expensive armor that rarely works Is literally a slave, claims he isn't Will never do anything but fight and die B1 Chadle Droid Kills their commanders and friends without a second's hesitation Cheap to manufacture Roger Roger Can function for centuries given proper maintainance Doesn't put a dent in the CIS's treasury Needs no armor, is made of metal Can be reprogrammed after the war for other functions Produced by the trillions and needs zero training

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Transformers #3 - Virgin My Little Pony vs. Chad Transformers

My Little Virgin Said to have a seasonal rot worse than fellow virgin SpongeBob SquarePants, when in reality, the show was always bad. Origin: 1983, but was not popular until 2010, and is now being forgotten about. Will soon be forgotten. Actually no, pretty sure some people forgot about it already. Fandom is a bunch of degenerates. Takes influence from anime, and it sucks. Only popular because of 4chan. I did not want to look up this character; I deliberately screwed up the design. Socialist. Chadformers Shows are either good, or bad, simple as that. Origin: 1984; popular from the get-go. (Also the same year as George Orwell's 1984) Timeless; will never be forgotten. Fandom is relatively chill. Is literally initially animated by a Japanese company, and actually had a decent amount of anime in of himself! (Including the Unicron Trilogy) Popular because it is cool, and was built by the childhoods of many (mine included). OUCH! Fans are called "bronies" (or "pegasisters" for female fans); sounds like a cult. Transforms into an anime-inspired, monster high rip-off Fans are just simply Transformers fans; definitely not a cult. Annoying theme song. "Reforms" characters that are essentially beyond redemption. Only admired by millennial neckbeards and foolish zoomers. Symbols questionably placed on their bottoms. Drawn mostly from my memory, (Aside from using my Optimus Prime figure as a reference for the head, but still would have done my best otherwise) Generally not socialist. Transforms into usually vehicles or animals; a truck in the case of Optimus Prime. "Transformers! Robots in Disguise!" Symbols placed on their shoulders or chests. (Possibly their foreheads too) Relies on witchcraft to get the job done. The most evil characters essentially get the death penalty; expelling evil off of the universe. Misandrist; male characters depicted as incompetent, foolish, or evil. Really just horses making your eyes bleed. Spawned TV movies and a movie no one likes. Relies on guns to get the job done. Loved by Gen Xers, millennials, AND zoomers. Is all about factions of Transforming robots at war with one another. One faction good, the other evil. Treats both sexes with respect. Spawned an animated film for G1, and a ton of live-action films. (including the Michael Bay Pentalogy)

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Transformers #2 - Virgin Turning Red vs. Chad Transformers

Turning Virgin Protagonist is a freaking liar. Protagonist design is so freaking ugly. >:( Protagonist is pretty much a malicious anarchist. I didn't even want to look up the protagonist's design as I was making this; I probably should have screwed it up deliberately. Protagonist is cruel to her caring mother. Is a spawn of Disney (via Pixar), the most evil Hollywood limb. Protagonist is very perverted. So horrible it didn't play in American theaters at first; went straight to Disney+. Will be forgotten sometime soon. Is red, associated with violence, danger, anger, and stress. Canuck, even wears a pro-Canada T-Shirt. Main "villain" gets defeated via twerking, GROSS!!! Main character is 13, prime number associated with bad luck. Main "villain" is just the protagonist's caring mother Chadformers Protagonist enjoys being honest. Protagonist design is very cool and iconic! Not made by Disney; is in this case, it is essentially Hasbro's best franchise. Protagonist is the strong, noble leader of the Autobots. Movies got theatrical releases. Timeless, absolutely memorable. Protagonist turns into an endangered species (red panda), W--. Main villain gets defeated in a giant robot fight he has with Prime. Puberty metaphor, and is largely focused around sex and stuff. No real villains in the movie, yawn. Essentially has the number 1 in his name, which is a number that represents unity and new beginnings. #B Come on, this design is awesome! I wanted to strongly base the Chad off of him! OUCH Protagonist is pretty much kind of like a father in of himself, looks after humanity. From Cybertron, but is pretty much the American flag! Protagonist is not a pervert. Is also red, but associated with courage, determination, energy, and strength. Turns into a cool semi-truck, vroom vroom! First cartoon was a Cold War metaphor. Main villain is generally an EVIL, silver robot who turned into a gun or tank! Decepticons, need I say more?

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Virgin Ken vs. Chad Raggedy Andy

The Virgin Ken Was friendzoned by by Barbie who became a SJW. Is just Ken, but not Kenough. Is a loser. Memed into a literally me character and not the good kind. Can't put up a fight. The Chad Raggedy Andy All the girls want him even after him getting sexist over the girl toys. No girls toy. Genuine chad. Has became a popular Tumblr sexyman. Protects his sister and other toys.

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The Virgin Average Stereotypical Animanga Associated With Weebs vs. The Chad Well-Written and Deep Animanga

Extremely degenerate Caters to pedophiles Looks 12. is actually 300 years old The Virgin "Your Average Stereotypical Animanga Associated with Weebs" Repetitive "Hehe. *wipes blood off knife did I scare you?" Gives the haters a sense of superiority knowing they don't enjoy these chinese cartoons Fulfills an insecure boy's power fantasies Lands people on r/sadcringe and r/cringetopia u/Loboquatel VS Extremely well made caters to everyone with good taste Looks like a normal guy at first, is actually deeper than that The Chad "Animanga that even Non-fans Could Enjoy" unique Anime haters go: "Ok, Anime is dog s---, BUT..." "I'm going to go BERSERRRRK!!!" Lands people in therapy

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The Chad Mario vs. The Chad Sonic

Has unlimited energy Jumps unnaturally high Has a chad brother Cute colorful outfit MB VS Nemesis is a stylish dragon Has unlimited energy Runs unnaturally fast Has a genius sidekick Cool blue fur Nemesis is an evil genius

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The Virgin Illagers vs. The Chad Villagers

Two weak eybrows The Virgin Illager Doesn't know how to trade Can't even plant a tree properlv Attacks people on sight Can't breed Can't even craft Unhealty skin colour from staying inside the whole day Even a brainless corpse doesn't want to touch him Jobless NEET Shows his ugly hands to everyone Tries and fails to rise up ageinst society VS Single eybrow, which emanates manliness The Chad Villager Degree in economics Great farmer Pacifist Can and will breed Can make bread without a crafting table Healthy complexion from staying outside Stacy zombies crave his flesh Gets a job as soon as he finds one. Hard working His perfect hands are so hidden, that even he doesn't know how they look like Creates society

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The Virgin Clinton vs. The Chad Johnson

VIRGIN FRANKLIN Is barely a gangsta Hangs out with a drunk boomer and a meth head living in a trailer Got rejected by Tanisha Can't get rid of that yee yee ass haircut Most of the properties he can own can also be owned by fellow virgin Michael GSF for life CHAD JOHNSON Hangs out with a Mexican gang leader and a Chinese Triad boss (Hung out with Big Smoke and Ryder, both internet meme royalty before they betrayed him) Has 6 girlfriends, including an Asian doctor who lets him keep his weapons after dying and a policewoman who lets him keep his weapons after getting arrested Can change his haircut in numerous ways including dying his hair pink and green Can own a whole airfield and a car showroom that only he can own

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The Virgin De Santa vs. The Chadko Bellic

The virgin Michael DeSanta Cucked by a tennis coach Is a failure as a father and husband Ends up being the FIB's bitch; does all the dirty work for them Tries yoga to reduce stress; falls multiple times and only gets angrier Son disrespects him so much that he tried to sell his boat, ends up having it stolen Is rich, lives in LA, and still has nothing of real value in his life Betrayed his friend Trevor and let him think he was dead Knows his therapist overcharges and doesn't help, still goes anyway Police kill him almost instantly for bumping into them Rarely gets phone calls, usually when he does it's someone telling him to do something Life is a neverending hell of loss and despair, still manages to stay focused on his goals The Chad Niko Bellic Fought in the Yugoslav wars Ev Constantly receives phone calls from friends asking him to go bowling, play darts, etc. Relieves stress by beating the s--- out of the nearby hotdog salesman Grinds his way through the criminal ranks to get what he wants Watched many of his friends die, causing him to become the badass he is today Kills nearly everyone that f---- with him or his cousin Agrees to rob a bank without hesitation Walks down the street openly carrying an AK; cops do nothing to intervene Gains the respect of numerous important criminal leaders on his journey of justice

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Arcueid vs Neco-arc

Virgin Arcueid Brunestud Human Not funny Isn't strong Who even is she? No "Buranya" God Popular Chad Neco-arc Funny cat pilk Can teleport and make clones Has 3 more versions of herself "Buranya" Weed smoker

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PSP form of Frontotemporal Dementia -Stiffness and awkwardness in gait -Poor judgment -Loss of empathy -Socially inappropriate behavior -Lack of inhibition -Repetitive compulsive behavior -Inability to concentrate or plan -Frequent, abrupt mood changes -Speech difficulties -Problems with balance or movement -Memory loss

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