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The virgin Michael DeSanta Cucked by a tennis coach Is a failure as a father and husband Ends up being the FIB's bitch; does all the dirty work for them Tries yoga to reduce stress; falls multiple times and only gets angrier Son disrespects him so much that he tried to sell his boat, ends up having it stolen Is rich, lives in LA, and still has nothing of real value in his life Betrayed his friend Trevor and let him think he was dead Knows his therapist overcharges and doesn't help, still goes anyway Police kill him almost instantly for bumping into them Rarely gets phone calls, usually when he does it's someone telling him to do something Life is a neverending hell of loss and despair, still manages to stay focused on his goals The Chad Niko Bellic Fought in the Yugoslav wars Ev Constantly receives phone calls from friends asking him to go bowling, play darts, etc. Relieves stress by beating the s--- out of the nearby hotdog salesman Grinds his way through the criminal ranks to get what he wants Watched many of his friends die, causing him to become the badass he is today Kills nearly everyone that f---- with him or his cousin Agrees to rob a bank without hesitation Walks down the street openly carrying an AK; cops do nothing to intervene Gains the respect of numerous important criminal leaders on his journey of justice

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things เธ” Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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gta, gta iv, gta v, gta 4, gta 5, niko bellic, niko, michael de santa, michael, grand theft auto, grand theft auto iv, grand theft auto v

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