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VIRGIN FRANKLIN Is barely a gangsta Hangs out with a drunk boomer and a meth head living in a trailer Got rejected by Tanisha Can't get rid of that yee yee ass haircut Most of the properties he can own can also be owned by fellow virgin Michael GSF for life CHAD JOHNSON Hangs out with a Mexican gang leader and a Chinese Triad boss (Hung out with Big Smoke and Ryder, both internet meme royalty before they betrayed him) Has 6 girlfriends, including an Asian doctor who lets him keep his weapons after dying and a policewoman who lets him keep his weapons after getting arrested Can change his haircut in numerous ways including dying his hair pink and green Can own a whole airfield and a car showroom that only he can own

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The virgin Michael DeSanta Cucked by a tennis coach Is a failure as a father and husband Ends up being the FIB's bitch; does all the dirty work for them Tries yoga to reduce stress; falls multiple times and only gets angrier Son disrespects him so much that he tried to sell his boat, ends up having it stolen Is rich, lives in LA, and still has nothing of real value in his life Betrayed his friend Trevor and let him think he was dead Knows his therapist overcharges and doesn't help, still goes anyway Police kill him almost instantly for bumping into them Rarely gets phone calls, usually when he does it's someone telling him to do something Life is a neverending hell of loss and despair, still manages to stay focused on his goals The Chad Niko Bellic Fought in the Yugoslav wars Ev Constantly receives phone calls from friends asking him to go bowling, play darts, etc. Relieves stress by beating the s--- out of the nearby hotdog salesman Grinds his way through the criminal ranks to get what he wants Watched many of his friends die, causing him to become the badass he is today Kills nearly everyone that f---- with him or his cousin Agrees to rob a bank without hesitation Walks down the street openly carrying an AK; cops do nothing to intervene Gains the respect of numerous important criminal leaders on his journey of justice

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Arcueid vs Neco-arc

Virgin Arcueid Brunestud Human Not funny Isn't strong Who even is she? No "Buranya" God Popular Chad Neco-arc Funny cat pilk Can teleport and make clones Has 3 more versions of herself "Buranya" Weed smoker

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PSP form of Frontotemporal Dementia -Stiffness and awkwardness in gait -Poor judgment -Loss of empathy -Socially inappropriate behavior -Lack of inhibition -Repetitive compulsive behavior -Inability to concentrate or plan -Frequent, abrupt mood changes -Speech difficulties -Problems with balance or movement -Memory loss

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The Virgin Chad vs. The Chad Virgin (Solo version)

The Virgin Chad Only has sex with virgins so they can't compare his d--- to anyone else Insecure M More std's than an entire Fraternity Too busy on Tindr to exercise Can't hold a meaningful relationship The Chad Virgin Pure of body and mind Ev Too busy pumping iron to look at anyone sexually Doesn't have sex because his d--- would literally rip his partner in half Him and his GF are waiting until marriage Secure in his masculinity, doesn't need to compensate

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The Virgin Billie Eilish vs. The Chad Michael Jackson

The Virgin Billie Eilish Dances like she's having a stroke Fakes mental illness Sings about killing your dad for not buying tickets to some show Wears her fat grandpa's hand-me-downs Worshipped by incels and 14 year olds who think they're psychos because their dad didn't pass the mustard when they asked Looks like she's constantly having a facial seizure THE CHAD MICHAEL JACKSON Most iconic dance moves this century Ezt Still producing music and performing on stage despite being dead for 10 years Sings about changing the world for the better Wears only the most fashionable clothing for his performance MB Has dedicated fans and stage impersonators, all grooving and making the world a better place Almost always smiling

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The Virgin Wasp vs. The Chad Bee

the virgin wasp eats their larva's s--- can sting more than once throws out their larva to die before winter invades personal spaces kills bees ruins picnics THE CHAD BEE stings once voiced by Jerry Seinfield larva produces honey defends larva at all costs respects your personal space is you respect his good for the enviornment Alex The Boi

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Virgin vs. Chad, but it's characters named Annie

The Virgin Annie Knitts She is who now? Turns into a puny warrior haha lol. Did nothing in the first season. Had her surname changed multiple times, as well as her first name at one point. Origin: 1997; did virtually nothing since then. Allegience? Nothing. The Chad Annie Leonhart Is the Female Titan! Turns into a 14m titan! Does SOMETHING in the first season! Is, and always the one and only Annie Leonhart! Origin: 2009/2013; so much character development since then.. Allegiance? The Marleyan Military; the Warriors.

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Virgin vs. Chad, but it's characters named Sam

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Virgin vs. Chad, but it's characters named Arthur

The Wraith Arthur from Pokemon Literally nobody cares about him. Gives items and that's it. The Virgin Arthur Read Lectured us about wearing. masks. Promoted BLM, a terrorist organization. Literally just the HGSS school kid. Looks after Harry like an eighth child, who in turn, became his son-in-law. No personality. Look at what Arthur's become. Loving husband of Molly, and proud father of seven, including his Chad son Ron. Wait, that's an aardvark? Protagonist of the nowadays ill-fated show Arthur. Probably was okay then, but certainly not today. The Thad Arthur Weasley Sophisticated design. Literally named for just Thursday. Probably named for the Dad King Arthur. From the popular, beloved Harry Potter franchise. Leads a magical police force. The Wizard Arthur from the MCU Probably lacks a personality. Appears in She-Hulk, one of the worst shows to have ever been made for the MCU. Named after the Dad King Arthur. Put a dog collar on Seychelles because she is a "colony" of his, what a jerk. The Brad Arthur Kirkland Why are the episodes of his anime so short? Portrayed by the Chad Jason Momoa. One of the dates of She-Hulk, who's a sicko. Got a movie out of him. Actually no, he got two. Wait, that's his doctor outfit? From a movie series of mostly not-well-liked movies. I'll give him this; at least he's a doctor. Pretty good design considering the country he represents. The Lad Arthur Curry Does not always represent Britain. (There's characters for Scotland, Wales, and even Northern Ireland) One of the main characters of the anime Hetalia. Very colorful design, W-- Lad!? Managed to have Amber Heard in his movies; W-- Lad!? Paves way for more Arthurs to be created. The Incel Arthur from Thomas and Friends No one cares for him. What he could've sounded like was never heard. Literally just an Ivat class 2MT train made for the LMS colored maroon much like the actual train. The Chad Arthur Gillman Honestly, he deserved more speaking roles. (His Chad brother-in-law and Virgin son stole the spotlight) EJ Loving husband of his Chad wife Agatha, and proud father of two, including his Chad daughter Ruby. From the underrated Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken. Just screw off. Existed since ancient times. Creative design. Streamer of Bottled Up. Apparently collects cool boats. The Dad King Arthur Classic design. Extremely influential. Included him to spite Thomas and Friends. So many characters take their names from him, such as the Thad Arthur Weasley, the Brad Arthur Kirkland, and even the Basic Artoria Pendragon! Į } 1

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The Virgin Paul Rabin vs The Amazing Spider-Man

● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● Stole Spider-Man's Woman Has not only a Punchable face But also a punchable being Has no History ● A mathematician? Really? ● ● The Virgin Paul Rabin ● A Nerdy Knock Off of Tony Stark A Joke and A Retard Has no Bitches, he never did The body of an abusive husband A Mistake ● the AMAZING SPIDER-MAN ● HE IS AMAZING Has lots of bitches and not just MJ His 2099 variant would tear Paul's ass up PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE FAILS TO BREAK HIS SPIRIT An Avenger Has a (dare I say) Spectacular history HE CAN DO WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN ● Has friends . Iconic moments LIFE HITS HIM WITH TRAGEDIES AND HE MOVES ON Has a million variants of himself ● ● His MCU variant is mentored by Iron Man and him and Miles Morales do their own thing

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Virgin Joseph Emo haircut Uses night vision googles so he can hide in the dark in shame Toy knife bought from Walmart Runs fast due to always running away from his problems 15 year old zoomer 3 feet manlet Can't jump high - has to crawl around like the sub-human that he is CHAD DANIELLE Large arsenal of weapons. Makes everything dead in seconds Bears warpaint, indicating she's ready to kick some ass Super cool grappling hook OIN 6 feet amazonian Has a tommahawk for scalping your s--- faster than a PS5 on launch day Jumps really high

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The Virgin Chads vs. The Chad Virgins

The Virgin chads logossoup - SLEEKINTEARS OUCH Only praised by wizards Forces their opinions on others only adored by bimbos and incels with no self esteem legit got annoying from the start gigachad is photoshopped, probably due to insecurity Chadjak is just used by pcm neckbeards to potray their s----- opinions admirers probably look like neckbeards irl people become their friends only for their high status claims to have a giant penis, doesn't know 10 nanometers isn't massive Admired by lads The chad Virgins respects others opinions logossoup Soyjak probably has the correct opinion 99.99% of the time praisers looks like giga-thads irl have actual self confidence adored by tracies and thads with high self esteem not annoying at all average fan is not photoshopped cuz he proud of his current body shape can easily beat the s--- out of chads, don't cuz violence isn't the answer actually have true friends that care about them claims to have a small to average sized penis, knows they have a " light year long penis, but they don't brag about it to not make chads feel bad

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VIRGIN FRANKLIN Is barely a gangsta Hangs out with a drunk boomer and a meth head living in a trailer Got rejected by Tanisha Can't get rid of that yee yee ass haircut Most of the properties he can own can also be owned by fellow virgin Michael GSF for life CHAD JOHNSON Hangs out with a Mexican gang leader and a Chinese Triad boss (Hung out with Big Smoke and Ryder, both internet meme royalty before they betrayed him) Has 6 girlfriends, including an Asian doctor who lets him keep his weapons after dying and a policewoman who lets him keep his weapons after getting arrested Can change his haircut in numerous ways including dying his hair pink and green Can own a whole airfield and a car showroom that only he can own

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