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Charge level 1 1 The Virgin bot 1 souless machine canonically a forgetable nobody. with no purpose. Gaming Laptop level battery life Lost computer-chan to killer Brobot Loveless, will never Power sap some bitches does the "robot" is a literal "robot" Can't even use perfume even though it doesn't need to be Ingested weak toothpick Neck weak robotic arms need contasnt power to hurt anything needs the most powerful weapons in the game just to stand a chance Hated by everyone due to leaving the city in a blackout. can drink alcohol to cope with the fact Their whole existence is based on whether they can reach the next power or not. hunk of metal with no style o The Investment Chad 0 muscle gained naturally due to melee focused build. steroids only exaggerate his gains. Avid cologne user, smells magnificent The golden god only starts with some suger, a lighter, a small loan of 300 dollars and a dream all he needs knows what love both romantically and with family bonds takes slow syringe so his enemies can see his chad stride for longer 4 speed so nobody can see thier beta walk Is the only reason the DEA still exists made by die feller ด going bald Has millions in debt has made more than enough to pay it off, doesn't. doesn't give a f--- Instead drinks the resurrection shampoo to give himself immortality Hunted by countless assasins deals with them all with ease sells all thier weeb blades to buy some weed blades killer throws rocks into every adversary Rainbow blood, can legaly be classified as pharmacy. only wears the peak of style wears an awesome tie vampires OD on him. will bust it down it all of his buddys once he aquires the hat Uses exass cash to buy of the mob to help his elecation. still kills the mayor anyway.

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Modern YouTube Only promotes large channels. Makes a s----- TikTok clone. No dislikes. Makes the site kid-friendly despite having an app for kids. The Chad Old YouTube Promotes new Does nothing and exciting about Elsagate. Soulless channel layout. The videos are forgettable slop. Actually meant YouTubers. You Tube "You"Tube. TikTok? What's Age restricts videos for content that can be found in G-rated films. TikTok? Had a 5-star-review system and dislikes afterwards. Wasn't meant for kids to begin with. Fun channel layouts that encourage creativity. Videos have an eternal legacy. No s----- demonetization or age restriction systems.

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The Virgin Post 2010s Police vs. The Chad 90s-2000s police

Virgin 2010s-2020s police Chad 90s-2000s friendly neighborhood police officer -Wife cheats on him with chads and tyrones -Plants evidence to get a conviction -Is a complete p---- without his armor and guns -Harrasses street vendors protesters and homeless people -Shoots unarmed people and dogs (conveniently forgets to turn on bodycam) -Only serves and protects the interests of rich politicians -Drives a f----- truck with a conservative logos as bumper stickers -Basically a modern day nazi funded by the CIA and ruling class with our taxes -Likely a domestic abuser -His muscles and bravery is all the armor he needs -Will not hesitate to run in the front line and risk his life -De-escalates the situation by remaining calm and using his words -Arrests actual bad guys who are a threat -Would have the virgin 2010s-2020s cop fired and charged for police brutality POLICE -Admired and respected by his community -A war hero with many great stories -Respects peoples basic human rights -A wholesome family man

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Clones vs. Droids

CT-Virgin07 Trains for entire life dies in 10 minutes Physically impossible to live past 50 Bankrupting the republic Needs expensive armor that rarely works Is literally a slave, claims he isn't Will never do anything but fight and die B1 Chadle Droid Kills their commanders and friends without a second's hesitation Cheap to manufacture Roger Roger Can function for centuries given proper maintainance Doesn't put a dent in the CIS's treasury Needs no armor, is made of metal Can be reprogrammed after the war for other functions Produced by the trillions and needs zero training

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Transformers #3 - Virgin My Little Pony vs. Chad Transformers

My Little Virgin Said to have a seasonal rot worse than fellow virgin SpongeBob SquarePants, when in reality, the show was always bad. Origin: 1983, but was not popular until 2010, and is now being forgotten about. Will soon be forgotten. Actually no, pretty sure some people forgot about it already. Fandom is a bunch of degenerates. Takes influence from anime, and it sucks. Only popular because of 4chan. I did not want to look up this character; I deliberately screwed up the design. Socialist. Chadformers Shows are either good, or bad, simple as that. Origin: 1984; popular from the get-go. (Also the same year as George Orwell's 1984) Timeless; will never be forgotten. Fandom is relatively chill. Is literally initially animated by a Japanese company, and actually had a decent amount of anime in of himself! (Including the Unicron Trilogy) Popular because it is cool, and was built by the childhoods of many (mine included). OUCH! Fans are called "bronies" (or "pegasisters" for female fans); sounds like a cult. Transforms into an anime-inspired, monster high rip-off Fans are just simply Transformers fans; definitely not a cult. Annoying theme song. "Reforms" characters that are essentially beyond redemption. Only admired by millennial neckbeards and foolish zoomers. Symbols questionably placed on their bottoms. Drawn mostly from my memory, (Aside from using my Optimus Prime figure as a reference for the head, but still would have done my best otherwise) Generally not socialist. Transforms into usually vehicles or animals; a truck in the case of Optimus Prime. "Transformers! Robots in Disguise!" Symbols placed on their shoulders or chests. (Possibly their foreheads too) Relies on witchcraft to get the job done. The most evil characters essentially get the death penalty; expelling evil off of the universe. Misandrist; male characters depicted as incompetent, foolish, or evil. Really just horses making your eyes bleed. Spawned TV movies and a movie no one likes. Relies on guns to get the job done. Loved by Gen Xers, millennials, AND zoomers. Is all about factions of Transforming robots at war with one another. One faction good, the other evil. Treats both sexes with respect. Spawned an animated film for G1, and a ton of live-action films. (including the Michael Bay Pentalogy)

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Transformers #2 - Virgin Turning Red vs. Chad Transformers

Turning Virgin Protagonist is a freaking liar. Protagonist design is so freaking ugly. >:( Protagonist is pretty much a malicious anarchist. I didn't even want to look up the protagonist's design as I was making this; I probably should have screwed it up deliberately. Protagonist is cruel to her caring mother. Is a spawn of Disney (via Pixar), the most evil Hollywood limb. Protagonist is very perverted. So horrible it didn't play in American theaters at first; went straight to Disney+. Will be forgotten sometime soon. Is red, associated with violence, danger, anger, and stress. Canuck, even wears a pro-Canada T-Shirt. Main "villain" gets defeated via twerking, GROSS!!! Main character is 13, prime number associated with bad luck. Main "villain" is just the protagonist's caring mother Chadformers Protagonist enjoys being honest. Protagonist design is very cool and iconic! Not made by Disney; is in this case, it is essentially Hasbro's best franchise. Protagonist is the strong, noble leader of the Autobots. Movies got theatrical releases. Timeless, absolutely memorable. Protagonist turns into an endangered species (red panda), W--. Main villain gets defeated in a giant robot fight he has with Prime. Puberty metaphor, and is largely focused around sex and stuff. No real villains in the movie, yawn. Essentially has the number 1 in his name, which is a number that represents unity and new beginnings. #B Come on, this design is awesome! I wanted to strongly base the Chad off of him! OUCH Protagonist is pretty much kind of like a father in of himself, looks after humanity. From Cybertron, but is pretty much the American flag! Protagonist is not a pervert. Is also red, but associated with courage, determination, energy, and strength. Turns into a cool semi-truck, vroom vroom! First cartoon was a Cold War metaphor. Main villain is generally an EVIL, silver robot who turned into a gun or tank! Decepticons, need I say more?

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Virgin Ken vs. Chad Raggedy Andy

The Virgin Ken Was friendzoned by by Barbie who became a SJW. Is just Ken, but not Kenough. Is a loser. Memed into a literally me character and not the good kind. Can't put up a fight. The Chad Raggedy Andy All the girls want him even after him getting sexist over the girl toys. No girls toy. Genuine chad. Has became a popular Tumblr sexyman. Protects his sister and other toys.

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The Virgin Average Stereotypical Animanga Associated With Weebs vs. The Chad Well-Written and Deep Animanga

Extremely degenerate Caters to pedophiles Looks 12. is actually 300 years old The Virgin "Your Average Stereotypical Animanga Associated with Weebs" Repetitive "Hehe. *wipes blood off knife did I scare you?" Gives the haters a sense of superiority knowing they don't enjoy these chinese cartoons Fulfills an insecure boy's power fantasies Lands people on r/sadcringe and r/cringetopia u/Loboquatel VS Extremely well made caters to everyone with good taste Looks like a normal guy at first, is actually deeper than that The Chad "Animanga that even Non-fans Could Enjoy" unique Anime haters go: "Ok, Anime is dog s---, BUT..." "I'm going to go BERSERRRRK!!!" Lands people in therapy

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Has unlimited energy Jumps unnaturally high Has a chad brother Cute colorful outfit MB VS Nemesis is a stylish dragon Has unlimited energy Runs unnaturally fast Has a genius sidekick Cool blue fur Nemesis is an evil genius

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The Virgin Illagers vs. The Chad Villagers

Two weak eybrows The Virgin Illager Doesn't know how to trade Can't even plant a tree properlv Attacks people on sight Can't breed Can't even craft Unhealty skin colour from staying inside the whole day Even a brainless corpse doesn't want to touch him Jobless NEET Shows his ugly hands to everyone Tries and fails to rise up ageinst society VS Single eybrow, which emanates manliness The Chad Villager Degree in economics Great farmer Pacifist Can and will breed Can make bread without a crafting table Healthy complexion from staying outside Stacy zombies crave his flesh Gets a job as soon as he finds one. Hard working His perfect hands are so hidden, that even he doesn't know how they look like Creates society

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VIRGIN FRANKLIN Is barely a gangsta Hangs out with a drunk boomer and a meth head living in a trailer Got rejected by Tanisha Can't get rid of that yee yee ass haircut Most of the properties he can own can also be owned by fellow virgin Michael GSF for life CHAD JOHNSON Hangs out with a Mexican gang leader and a Chinese Triad boss (Hung out with Big Smoke and Ryder, both internet meme royalty before they betrayed him) Has 6 girlfriends, including an Asian doctor who lets him keep his weapons after dying and a policewoman who lets him keep his weapons after getting arrested Can change his haircut in numerous ways including dying his hair pink and green Can own a whole airfield and a car showroom that only he can own

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Virgin vs. Chad - The robot vs the investment chad

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Charge level 1 1 The Virgin bot 1 souless machine canonically a forgetable nobody. with no purpose. Gaming Laptop level battery life Lost computer-chan to killer Brobot Loveless, will never Power sap some bitches does the "robot" is a literal "robot" Can't even use perfume even though it doesn't need to be Ingested weak toothpick Neck weak robotic arms need contasnt power to hurt anything needs the most powerful weapons in the game just to stand a chance Hated by everyone due to leaving the city in a blackout. can drink alcohol to cope with the fact Their whole existence is based on whether they can reach the next power or not. hunk of metal with no style o The Investment Chad 0 muscle gained naturally due to melee focused build. steroids only exaggerate his gains. Avid cologne user, smells magnificent The golden god only starts with some suger, a lighter, a small loan of 300 dollars and a dream all he needs knows what love both romantically and with family bonds takes slow syringe so his enemies can see his chad stride for longer 4 speed so nobody can see thier beta walk Is the only reason the DEA still exists made by die feller ด going bald Has millions in debt has made more than enough to pay it off, doesn't. doesn't give a f--- Instead drinks the resurrection shampoo to give himself immortality Hunted by countless assasins deals with them all with ease sells all thier weeb blades to buy some weed blades killer throws rocks into every adversary Rainbow blood, can legaly be classified as pharmacy. only wears the peak of style wears an awesome tie vampires OD on him. will bust it down it all of his buddys once he aquires the hat Uses exass cash to buy of the mob to help his elecation. still kills the mayor anyway.

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