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"The Virain Snake" "The Chad Ocelot" long unkept hair cucked by the government cucked the government plays 4D chess with alliances lost an eye to save a woman wh o cucked him strong jaw and cheekbones grows a beard to hide weak jawline can use gestures effectively unshaven, shabby l clean, shaven hair only facial hair grown is a fashionable moustahce cant let go of the past can only beat women and old men in fights stiff, frigid body and soul carries stylish revolvers sensible, fashionable gloves to properly moisten p---- only sexual contact is with a russian man who grabbed his d--- straps around groin to avoid accidents uses loud weapons to scare the enemy fingerless glove meter-100% trendy belt and jacke sterile only kids are forcibly eloned from incredibly skilled with revolvers im is commanded by omeone who cucks him uses silent weaponry to avoid killin taunts his prisoners with 3 guns at once plays both sides like damn fiddles useless pouches' c--- is unbound by straps dresses to blend in with others cucks the woman who cucked snake weird leg strap

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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