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Honest The Chad Turtle Run uses the greed of cheaters The Autistic Bunny wobblingg against them as a moral hero mary-sue only liked by shills Eyes fixed on the fourth wall in a desperate attempt at cheap humor Watchful eyes fixed on the race track resistant organic shell, impossible to be recreated by cheap imitators Throwing the weight of his upper body back like an unbalanced idiot No respects for authorities appeared in few episodes, still venerated by true Build for racing (Air resistance, son!) Needs disguises to outsmart predators fans of animation Ridiculous oversized lumpy feet Speaks slowly, in politness to stupid rabbits Respectful citizen and loving husband possible furbait anatomy Steps ordered in harmony to conserve energy Has not been funny for years Ties with the mafia Not fooled by disguises

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Virgin vs. Chad

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looney tunes, cecil turtle, bugs bunny, mel blanc, virgin walk, tortoise wins by a hare

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