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Protective hat for enormous brain Hair has been firmly fastened to never react to wind or any laws of physics Snack bar "The No.2 Virgin Been brain damaged for 12 years Il THE CHADROSPERO Hair parted over face because he's insecure about a scar Goggles that serve no purpose: a sad attempt at looking cool Tongue always out and ready to please the ladies Back slouched Tissues for masturbating Wears belt over shirt instead of trousers Weapon of choice candy pimp staff S----colored gloves (possibly actual s--- based on sewer pipe) Coat buttoned all the way 0 Weapon of choice dirty sewer pipe Wears nothing under coat Coat always unbuttoned Mandatory Bright neon colored clothing Candy powers to complete pimp image Doesn't take s--- from future-seeing man Bounty is an impressive 700 million Bonus: Clothing is all neutral coloured Bounty is a pathetic 602 milion Generic fire power to mimic his cooler brother Black, featureless boots Pimp shoes

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Sep 02, 2017 at 02:55PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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one piece, sabo, charlotte perospero, chad, virgin

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