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he virgin occultist Lord Vishnu is his DMT dealer. Materializes doses directly into his hypothalamus Will reincarnate as a cow so he can drop massive wet dumps on the temple floor without repercussions, then as a god after that Glorious full beard All of his "occult" knowledge comes from freely accessible imageboards and self-help Knows magic isn't real casts it successfully all the neckbeard Knows there are no forces greater than himself, has become loosh-neutral and thus invisible to beads to fully present his malevolent forces anyway Sustains on pizza, ramen, doritos and mt. dew His wisdom comes from hard-earned profound insight and ancient scriptures guarded by wrathful gods Is always paranoid of evil spirits stealing to forget about his past his loosh, which empowers them to steal his loosh Sometimes gets drunk Wears nothing failures, seldomm successfully orders crappy brown weed Knows in the back of his mind that he's just LARPing So übermensch that he's never even heard of monotheism corporeal form, perfectly sculpted by rigorous yogic excercises Is one of thousands of tulpas all arranged into elaborate mandalas, left behind sole ownership of the body mere weeks into his training rs baggy r just to summon succubi, never succeeds Is constantly distracted by vidya, anime, and compulsive shitposting Meditates in a jungle mountain cave for years uninterrupted without any support from society his unkempt appearance Will not reincarnate. his death will have him permanently stuck in astral limbo, not much different from his boring life s constantly high from quality Becomes a hikikomori neet to focus on the arcane arts, his mom brings Hosts tantric o----- daily, is always the centerpiece of the event, enlightens men and women alike just by screwing them remain face to face with all his past errors, which there are none of so all he feels is ecstasy im food and does his laundry Has no teacher to Meek and god-fearing; a leftover of the judeo-christian morality that he never fully escaped wanders aimlessly between sects Has a handful of servitors that he pretends are tulpas so he can feel less lonely while he uses them as sex dolls Doesn't need to eat, drink, or even breathe. used to eat delicious and healthy curry dishes but now sustains directly on sunlight Was trained by accomplished gurus from varied yet complementary traditions, all of which now revere him as their superior Writes in his blood for attention online and to try and scare his Smears himself with the ashes of

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Every song on goodbye yellow brick road is amazing THE THAD DAVID BOWIE The Virgin Freddie Mercury Scattered albums with a fevw hits per album Is genuenly a qualified classical planist, and can sing as well Vast range of fun and theatrical costumes used in and out of Able to sing play guitar, bass piano, saxophone and many The most glamourous performer ever, with hundreds of theatrical Extremely Limited Wardrobe, usually just wears a sweaty singlet Herolc Mullett Almost Exclusively Sings can play plano but usually dosnt Wrote beautiful song space oddity Wrote amazing song Has neversung about being lonely in space rocket man Produced numerous I # albums such as heroes, and the rise andfall of ziggy Subtle development of style throaghout years Pathetie Pedostache Constantly changing music style which is innovative as it is brilliant Is a poor boy from a poor family stardust and the spiders from mars Songs dont mean anything Came from a relatively Consistant and tiresome style scream singing with loud guitars Died from sharing heroin needles witlh the Chad Lou Reed Memorable Characters Died of alds Still alhe Is not straight, nor gay nor bisesual, is Bowi Gay Is also gay Beautiful songs with deep meaning Indecipherabley complex songs with embeded meanings and beauty No Characters Cool Red Piano

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he virgin occultist Lord Vishnu is his DMT dealer. Materializes doses directly into his hypothalamus Will reincarnate as a cow so he can drop massive wet dumps on the temple floor without repercussions, then as a god after that Glorious full beard All of his "occult" knowledge comes from freely accessible imageboards and self-help Knows magic isn't real casts it successfully all the neckbeard Knows there are no forces greater than himself, has become loosh-neutral and thus invisible to beads to fully present his malevolent forces anyway Sustains on pizza, ramen, doritos and mt. dew His wisdom comes from hard-earned profound insight and ancient scriptures guarded by wrathful gods Is always paranoid of evil spirits stealing to forget about his past his loosh, which empowers them to steal his loosh Sometimes gets drunk Wears nothing failures, seldomm successfully orders crappy brown weed Knows in the back of his mind that he's just LARPing So übermensch that he's never even heard of monotheism corporeal form, perfectly sculpted by rigorous yogic excercises Is one of thousands of tulpas all arranged into elaborate mandalas, left behind sole ownership of the body mere weeks into his training rs baggy r just to summon succubi, never succeeds Is constantly distracted by vidya, anime, and compulsive shitposting Meditates in a jungle mountain cave for years uninterrupted without any support from society his unkempt appearance Will not reincarnate. his death will have him permanently stuck in astral limbo, not much different from his boring life s constantly high from quality Becomes a hikikomori neet to focus on the arcane arts, his mom brings Hosts tantric o----- daily, is always the centerpiece of the event, enlightens men and women alike just by screwing them remain face to face with all his past errors, which there are none of so all he feels is ecstasy im food and does his laundry Has no teacher to Meek and god-fearing; a leftover of the judeo-christian morality that he never fully escaped wanders aimlessly between sects Has a handful of servitors that he pretends are tulpas so he can feel less lonely while he uses them as sex dolls Doesn't need to eat, drink, or even breathe. used to eat delicious and healthy curry dishes but now sustains directly on sunlight Was trained by accomplished gurus from varied yet complementary traditions, all of which now revere him as their superior Writes in his blood for attention online and to try and scare his Smears himself with the ashes of

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