he virgin occultist Lord Vishnu is his DMT dealer. Materializes doses directly into his hypothalamus Will reincarnate as a cow so he can drop massive wet dumps on the temple floor without repercussions, then as a god after that Glorious full beard All of his "occult" knowledge comes from freely accessible imageboards and self-help Knows magic isn't real casts it successfully all the neckbeard Knows there are no forces greater than himself, has become loosh-neutral and thus invisible to beads to fully present his malevolent forces anyway Sustains on pizza, ramen, doritos and mt. dew His wisdom comes from hard-earned profound insight and ancient scriptures guarded by wrathful gods Is always paranoid of evil spirits stealing to forget about his past his loosh, which empowers them to steal his loosh Sometimes gets drunk Wears nothing failures, seldomm successfully orders crappy brown weed Knows in the back of his mind that he's just LARPing So übermensch that he's never even heard of monotheism corporeal form, perfectly sculpted by rigorous yogic excercises Is one of thousands of tulpas all arranged into elaborate mandalas, left behind sole ownership of the body mere weeks into his training rs baggy r just to summon succubi, never succeeds Is constantly distracted by vidya, anime, and compulsive shitposting Meditates in a jungle mountain cave for years uninterrupted without any support from society his unkempt appearance Will not reincarnate. his death will have him permanently stuck in astral limbo, not much different from his boring life s constantly high from quality Becomes a hikikomori neet to focus on the arcane arts, his mom brings Hosts tantric o----- daily, is always the centerpiece of the event, enlightens men and women alike just by screwing them remain face to face with all his past errors, which there are none of so all he feels is ecstasy im food and does his laundry Has no teacher to Meek and god-fearing; a leftover of the judeo-christian morality that he never fully escaped wanders aimlessly between sects Has a handful of servitors that he pretends are tulpas so he can feel less lonely while he uses them as sex dolls Doesn't need to eat, drink, or even breathe. used to eat delicious and healthy curry dishes but now sustains directly on sunlight Was trained by accomplished gurus from varied yet complementary traditions, all of which now revere him as their superior Writes in his blood for attention online and to try and scare his Smears himself with the ashes of

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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The Virgin "Moderator" The Chad Л₫ministrator Constantly meeting with Ping Lee Ching Chong to think of more TH promotions oo SCcared to read twitch chat during livestreams Goes to company meetings with a bomb strapped to his chest ready to detonate at the first mention of MTX Bans random people for fun even if they haven't done anything IT Knows he can get cheap Australian servers but chooses not to Deployed Australian servers in LA because he doesn't know where Australia is Holds a pillow over his boner during livestreams even though it wouldn't be visually noticeable Runs objects over with the Jagex tank if they intercept his B line from house to office THERMO Uses the Jagex tank to harass virgin moderators struggles to find comfortable couch position Feels guilty and pays for every pizza prank called to Jagex RWTS spawned items for over 300k / month bonus income Rewrites 1% of gamecode in his sleep nstek c--- Plays Runescape for fun Only mod loved by entire community by just doing his job the same way he has for the last 10 years responds to every Prank orders Doesn't have 117k tweet while tweets responding working 100 hour pizza to Jagex to the community weeks with a family pretending to be disgruntled player Knows Runescape is just a game Infertile and dull Video games are his only interest Hated by entire community since first livestream appearance Fully developed Archanists 2 by himself in his free time but only plays it solo

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"The Virgin K----" Responsible for both world wars, lost both to the Anglo Also lost a third of s country to Poish patson and was The Chad Anglo The decisive wictor of both world wars oversaw he partoon of Gemany and Can criticize the Jews and deny he Holocaust all he ikes Builds an empire that spars a new trorters for the European in North Ameica, Canada, Atrica, Elects an autssedctator that invades Poland, starting WW2. Anglo frebombs 4.9 Jewish masters or ets USSR anex and r--- halt his courty Australa and New Zealand Dicht even need to g Led the free workd for seveeal and has a strong diplomabc Causes a migrant crisis in Europe Americans that ndicule his courtyý's idiotic polcies by inporting milions of thied world savages and demanding other Doesn't have a proper mitay Joins the European Union and then votes to leave because the Germans are aistic, causing a major poitical crisis in Europe spert leeding Abduts tkid Has Communist monuments al over his courtry as a reminder of Worid leaders advise him ot t Major exponer and consumer of cuckold and scat pom as well as sex toys get r---- by superior Fouskoe d--- A50 but he does anyway episodes of Question Time housand years Ruins ne economies of beper European courtries with overregusted markets Fishes the Arican coast and buys all their cops to feed European mankets then wonders why Alricans are landing on their shores Wil lkely be bakanized permanenty ater the Chad Anglo insunection Country's leadership keep silent of Britainbecause they know he Chad insurrection is coming Courby's eadershp celebrabe the mpregnabed by Acdul and Ty one Doesnt even needtomake anythingto Not the least bit ashamed o his colonial history, most Brits dont know istoricall genocides Tries to have a strong migrants landing on his shores because ne French wil take Turnocks teacakes desu to make amends for the Holohoax al Krauts that ist the UK

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