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Every song on goodbye yellow brick road is amazing THE THAD DAVID BOWIE The Virgin Freddie Mercury Scattered albums with a fevw hits per album Is genuenly a qualified classical planist, and can sing as well Vast range of fun and theatrical costumes used in and out of Able to sing play guitar, bass piano, saxophone and many The most glamourous performer ever, with hundreds of theatrical Extremely Limited Wardrobe, usually just wears a sweaty singlet Herolc Mullett Almost Exclusively Sings can play plano but usually dosnt Wrote beautiful song space oddity Wrote amazing song Has neversung about being lonely in space rocket man Produced numerous I # albums such as heroes, and the rise andfall of ziggy Subtle development of style throaghout years Pathetie Pedostache Constantly changing music style which is innovative as it is brilliant Is a poor boy from a poor family stardust and the spiders from mars Songs dont mean anything Came from a relatively Consistant and tiresome style scream singing with loud guitars Died from sharing heroin needles witlh the Chad Lou Reed Memorable Characters Died of alds Still alhe Is not straight, nor gay nor bisesual, is Bowi Gay Is also gay Beautiful songs with deep meaning Indecipherabley complex songs with embeded meanings and beauty No Characters Cool Red Piano

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Assassination THE CHAD MASSACRE Wears a chicken mask to symbolize his massive c--- and balls Wears a varsity jacket to show off his athletic Wears a rat mask ability to the people he murders because he's disgusting Wears a stupid f------ turquoise jacket that looks like a hospital gown Literally attacks buildings empty handed, chooses to pick up weapons off the floor Relies on his silenced uzi to kill because he's too weak for melee combat Rushes into buildings full of gangsters without hesitation Lies in wait for his victims in their homes instead of facing them head-on Kills numerous innocents and doesn't even flinch Rebels against what happens to him and wants to change his destiny Literally apologizes for killing a woman Accepts his fate like a p---- Wants to track down whoever sent the calls so he can kill them Owns an apartment and has a DeLorean Is a pawn in 50 Blessings game and does nothing about it except go to Hawaii Was in a special ops group and killed hundreds of Russians in Hawaii before the calls even began Lives with his mom and takes the bus

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The Virgin Moderator vs The Chad Administrator by ZajdiPaji

The Virgin "Moderator" The Chad Л₫ministrator Constantly meeting with Ping Lee Ching Chong to think of more TH promotions oo SCcared to read twitch chat during livestreams Goes to company meetings with a bomb strapped to his chest ready to detonate at the first mention of MTX Bans random people for fun even if they haven't done anything IT Knows he can get cheap Australian servers but chooses not to Deployed Australian servers in LA because he doesn't know where Australia is Holds a pillow over his boner during livestreams even though it wouldn't be visually noticeable Runs objects over with the Jagex tank if they intercept his B line from house to office THERMO Uses the Jagex tank to harass virgin moderators struggles to find comfortable couch position Feels guilty and pays for every pizza prank called to Jagex RWTS spawned items for over 300k / month bonus income Rewrites 1% of gamecode in his sleep nstek c--- Plays Runescape for fun Only mod loved by entire community by just doing his job the same way he has for the last 10 years responds to every Prank orders Doesn't have 117k tweet while tweets responding working 100 hour pizza to Jagex to the community weeks with a family pretending to be disgruntled player Knows Runescape is just a game Infertile and dull Video games are his only interest Hated by entire community since first livestream appearance Fully developed Archanists 2 by himself in his free time but only plays it solo

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The Virgin Kraut vs THE CHAD ANGLO by IslamicStatePatriot

"The Virgin K----" Responsible for both world wars, lost both to the Anglo Also lost a third of s country to Poish patson and was The Chad Anglo The decisive wictor of both world wars oversaw he partoon of Gemany and Can criticize the Jews and deny he Holocaust all he ikes Builds an empire that spars a new trorters for the European in North Ameica, Canada, Atrica, Elects an autssedctator that invades Poland, starting WW2. Anglo frebombs 4.9 Jewish masters or ets USSR anex and r--- halt his courty Australa and New Zealand Dicht even need to g Led the free workd for seveeal and has a strong diplomabc Causes a migrant crisis in Europe Americans that ndicule his courtyý's idiotic polcies by inporting milions of thied world savages and demanding other Doesn't have a proper mitay Joins the European Union and then votes to leave because the Germans are aistic, causing a major poitical crisis in Europe spert leeding Abduts tkid Has Communist monuments al over his courtry as a reminder of Worid leaders advise him ot t Major exponer and consumer of cuckold and scat pom as well as sex toys get r---- by superior Fouskoe d--- A50 but he does anyway episodes of Question Time housand years Ruins ne economies of beper European courtries with overregusted markets Fishes the Arican coast and buys all their cops to feed European mankets then wonders why Alricans are landing on their shores Wil lkely be bakanized permanenty ater the Chad Anglo insunection Country's leadership keep silent of Britainbecause they know he Chad insurrection is coming Courby's eadershp celebrabe the mpregnabed by Acdul and Ty one Doesnt even needtomake anythingto Not the least bit ashamed o his colonial history, most Brits dont know istoricall genocides Tries to have a strong migrants landing on his shores because ne French wil take Turnocks teacakes desu to make amends for the Holohoax al Krauts that ist the UK

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The virgin Jesse James vs the Chad Ned Kelly by Elphinstone1842

the virgin Jesse James The Chad Ned Kelly Literally comes up with the idea to have bullet proof suits of armor made for himself and his gang so they can stand a chance in their final shootout, showing intelligence, boldness and creativity Lives in the Australian outback for over two years while on the run from authorities Killed many innocent people and bystanders who got in the way of his robberies Died at the age of 25, already a legend Undeserved reputation as a folk hero, was hated and seen as a violent thug by those who actually knew him Unfairly persecuted by the British government for being Irish, is rightfully considered a folk hero, a petition to have him pardoned received 32,000 signatures Actually a good person and a good samaritan- saved a boy from drowning when he was 11 and was given a green sash by the boy's parents which he keeps throughout his life and wears under his armor during his final shootout Stupid and meaningless last words: "That picture is awful dusty" lgnominiously killed by a 19 year old disaffected member of his gang while hanging a picture on his wall Washed up criminal past his prime and in his mid-30s by the time he was finally assassinated by a teenager Former Confederate guerrilla who committed atrocities, racist, too cowardly to join the regular army Dictates a long and clever 8,000 word letter to the government arguing for his innocence while literally in the process of holding up a bank Laconic last words: Such is life"

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Virgin Java vs Chad C#

The Virgin lava VS The Chad # Not addcited to anything Probably addicted to coffeine Only Windows Loyal to its creators Makes vour machine a heater Optimised Its name is literally just a coffe Visual Studio Multi platform not loyal to one OS Namespaces Only signed variables Only pass by vaule Has unsigned variables Packages virgin reverse domain Both pass by value and pass by reference Is C incremented by 4 Eclipse No explict pointers Named after a sound Has C-Like pointers in unsafe mode Is just a beverage

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Virgin vs Chad: Gay Edition by kwaaivines

"The Jeffrey" "The Todd" 13 Hair always looks perfect, no matter what time or place Constantly doing his hair, doesn't show much result Hangs out with Chad All his friends are other Jeffreys Could easily get Stacy if he wanted to Muscular physique, perfectly complimented by tight sweater Skinnier than virgin, still wears tightest shirt he can find Tries to walk elegantly but fails Elegant walk with short steps Doing Chad a service by not taking Stacy from him It's a good thing he's gay: he couldn't even get Becky if he wanted to In many ways more Chad than Chad himself Makes fun of virgins; doesn't realize he's basically one of them, only with a somewhat better fashion sense

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The virgin dine vs. THE CHAD INDULGE by xXxmemelord_69xXx

The Virgin Guest Dine really needs to use the bathroom but afraid to get up to use it Other guests/people at the table converse Virgin won't communicate with anyone eyes always fixed on his plate Arms underneath the table on his lap drinks water in sma sips, thinks it hides his awkwardness or something only small portions on his plate; hesitant to finish it out of fear he will be told to help himself to more The "Chad Indulge" becomes the host while the hosts become the guests waves his fork around with an entire plates interrupts conversations by screeching at earsplitting volume worth of food on it Pisses wherever he pleases arms exert enough force on the table to nap it.

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Virgin Marching band v. The Chad Real Sports by pixelssss

The Virgin Marching Band The Chad Real Sports Mighty helmet to protect head Testosterone fueled tan from playing in the sun Pale from Practicing inside all the time Big Hat with no purpose Baggy Uniform with just enough mobility for marching Uniforms specially created to maximize mobilty protection "gauntlets" on hands, looks like a wannabe superhero No gloves at all unless necessary for the sport Called a sport by Art and music teachers to make kids feel like less of a nerd eom Universally recognized sports Gets hot and sweaty midway through playing Only gets sweaty ause of hard wo and beating rival chads Always dating fellow virgin marching band kids Gets with Stacy Cheerleaders in every grade level and many of the other hottest girls in Sports that are not only in the olympics but have been since the first olympics in ancient greece with the first chads Has to have an event to play at Not even in the olympics Is the Event the marching band plays at

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The Virgin Determinism vs. The Chad Libertarian Free Will by Liquid_Revolver64

The Virgin Determinist The Chad Free Willy Most likely a cucked Bernie supporter Voted for Donald Trump or Gary Johnson, as any chad would Despite what Atheists think, is stl in the majority Bases his philosophy off of one Hank Green vide Has sworn that his philosophy will "change the world" for over a century Exercised his free will on your mom last night Has a paltry understanding of biochemistry Takes responsibility for his failures, takes pride in his acheivements OUCH b-but muh neurons!!! Uses religion and spirituality to uncover new secrets Tells himself that everything being predetermined is why Stacy rejected him Unironically a dualist in 2018 about himself Is free in a deterministic world Thinks science alone can answer all the questions of the universe Thinks Sam Harris and Christopher Hitchens count as world renowned scientist Realizes that if human behavior really were predictable, the economy would be as w A free thinker, doesn't give a s--- what scientists and the government tell him to think BTFO's determinists with his knowledge of quantum ell Sits around all day watching Rick and Morty mechanics

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The Virgin Frasier THE CHAD MARTIN Married his kid's babysitter Got challenged to a Fight and had to have his dad get him out of it Cannot holda relationship For longer thnyea Wrote an unforgettable doo- Casuallv sits in a chair worth thousands of dollars wop song, instantly iconie listening listener's lives with terrible advice Entire arc about him Feeling guilty For having sex wifh Roz Doesnt have much i n common with His son is by Far the worst character in the show his sons. but is comfortable with that and supports them anyway Got shot, survived Nobody wants him in the cabin Throws a Fit when nobody likes his party game and it's His dog is also a Chad Best episodes in the series a the ones that focus on him to wa Likes Mongolian throat singing

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Virgin vs. Chad - The Virgin Freddie Mercury Vs The Chad Elton John Vs The Thad David Bowie by Maester_Patrick

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Every song on goodbye yellow brick road is amazing THE THAD DAVID BOWIE The Virgin Freddie Mercury Scattered albums with a fevw hits per album Is genuenly a qualified classical planist, and can sing as well Vast range of fun and theatrical costumes used in and out of Able to sing play guitar, bass piano, saxophone and many The most glamourous performer ever, with hundreds of theatrical Extremely Limited Wardrobe, usually just wears a sweaty singlet Herolc Mullett Almost Exclusively Sings can play plano but usually dosnt Wrote beautiful song space oddity Wrote amazing song Has neversung about being lonely in space rocket man Produced numerous I # albums such as heroes, and the rise andfall of ziggy Subtle development of style throaghout years Pathetie Pedostache Constantly changing music style which is innovative as it is brilliant Is a poor boy from a poor family stardust and the spiders from mars Songs dont mean anything Came from a relatively Consistant and tiresome style scream singing with loud guitars Died from sharing heroin needles witlh the Chad Lou Reed Memorable Characters Died of alds Still alhe Is not straight, nor gay nor bisesual, is Bowi Gay Is also gay Beautiful songs with deep meaning Indecipherabley complex songs with embeded meanings and beauty No Characters Cool Red Piano

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