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The "Virgin" Jackal The "Chad" Kira -Emo hair that shows that he's a furry -Stylish David Bowie hair Some weird ass demon born from a book -Normal human, born like a normal human -Wears classy suit, looks like a functional member in our society Wears gay ass sweater/ tank top hybrid with baggy pants, Looks like a street punk -Only bombs he makes are the unoriginal ones that only makes a big explosion and -Has cat robot that can make heat-seeking bombs, and has a bomb to traverse time. -Only gets killed because of an unfortunate accident -Gets killed twice, first by a pink haired asexual, then by a slut othing else -Insecure bitch-boy who gets mad when he dosen't get enough attention -Tries his best to not get any attention, still knows that he is unmatched in strength -Main antagonist who killed off main characters without him even knowing Minor villan who can't even kill a flying blue cat with a point blank explosion -Blew up an ally because, "She was annoying me." -Total psychopath who only commits mass murders because, "lt's fun." -Refined killer who only kills thots and those who threaten him - Accepts help from cat- plant hybrid, even though it tried to kill him

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The Virgin Jackal vs The Chad Yoshikage


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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jackal, fairy tail, yoshikage, kira, jojo's bizarre adventure

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