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The Virjin THE CHADKIRA Uses Karate a.k.a. the Dane Cook of Martial Arts. A mama's boy who bombed a church for some reason. Mastered the elegant and brutal art of Bajiquan. Was taught Bajiquan by his grandfather, who guides him into understanding true power. Often upstaged by his more memorable father and grandfather. "Jū-nen hayain da vo!" - You're ten vears too earlv! "Yuruse." - Forgive me. A Ryu clone who's more badass than Rvu. Typical "Easy to pick up, hard to Has the easiest and weakest EWGF master" poster boy. For players who eat nails for breakfast and have chest hair thicker than hair on their heads. F------ One Frame Knee Kick Limb based combat allows for easy button mashing for scrubs. Sounds like a soyboy. His masculine battle cries will make Only emphasizes on three buttons, encourage:s precise timing and punishes plebs. you grow an extra ball. His rival is a Korean Taekwondo fighter who's tougher than him. Too emo to allow a Chinese qt love interest to ride him His rival is a ninja who are on an equal skill level Too busy training and getting fit, has no time for waifus. Won the 5th King of Iron Fist Tournament by cheating wit!h his devil abilities, and takes credit for winning the 3rd tournament when Paul technically won it. Doesn't even have a spin-off based around him, only has a s----- mini-game in Tekken 5. Won the 2nd World Fighting Tournament through sheer skill and arduous training. Was going to have his own spin-off, but later became Shenmue and turned into landmark series.

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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