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The Receive-in-the-hand vs the Chad Tongue-and-Kneel Couldn't even bother to get a haircut, completely. devoid of style "See you next Christmas, father!" Eyes fixed intently on our Lord, a jawline sculpted by the angels is ready to receive Eyes are wandering, easily distracted by people walking by Probably thew on that raggedy sweatshirt 10 minutes before he left for Mass Everyone should be able to receive, no matter what! It's just a symbol." Does not care about what other parishioners thinlk of him, but what on God desires Hands are nowhere near the host, he is not Worthy to man-handle the Our Lord and Savior Priest wears black, so the faithful can be reminded of their own mortality Reverences Our Lord in his body posture, shows his humility before the God of the universe Priest wears the banner of a movement that despises the Church and stands opposed to Christ's teaching Wears only the finest linens so as to be presentable to the Heavenly King Body stance looks like he is about to just waltz away, will probably consume the host after halfway back to his pew Battle-harnded kneecaps are impervious to any damage Toe scuff-marks on boots are a badge of honor

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The receive-in-hand vs the chad receive-on-tongue


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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