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Wears helmet thinking it will stop bullets Disrespects helmet users always wears a beautiful Ushanka CSLA\COMMANDO Worn bandana symbolizes eastern european membership Poorly made fur collar thinks its real fur Has a camo cover on his piss-pot with the intent to camouflage in snow Incredible features^> not german nor slav Naturally blonde shaves head by choice Collar is acknowledgedly fishfur wears it with pride either way Wears birth control glasses for his myopia Skin so white he is practically invisible in the snow Rest of the white smocks is tucked away in webbing because he is not allowed to put them on Wears an overall poorly made parka to protect him from cold and feels cold anyway No need for gloves a life of hard work has made them resistant to the elements Rifle jams while taking Didnt get issued a flak vest Vz. 58 fires Never experienced a jam in his life the trusty 7,62x39 Thick gloves make shooting difficult The Strichtarn pattern makes it impossible to spot in autumn foliage a very important shot wouldnt stop glorious 7,62 anyway Stupidly complex webbing system makes it so loads slouch his back Pretty plastic and aluminium rifle with many rails for accessories and attachments Patriotic belt can hold all kinds of things without requiring some complex "Alice webbing system Rifle is made from czech wood and steel Hilarious baggy white smocks make him a walking joke while he tries to hide in snow and put together by the czech proles Fires a puny cartridge hoping for better ballistics Bean shaped magazine pouch fills magazines with rounds and stomach with food whenever glanced upon Afghanka style coat proctects from elements and staining tank top with babushka's stews Thinks goofy dlown shoes work wonders for snow Uses footwrap bandages has hever heard of a sock Glorious soviet marching boots were inherited from father

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Virgin USMC vs Chad CSLA


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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