Virgin USMC vs Chad CSLA

$Wears helmet thinking it will stop bullets Disrespects helmet users always wears a beautiful Ushanka CSLA\COMMANDO Worn bandana symbolizes eastern european membership Poorly made fur collar thinks its real fur Has a camo cover on his piss-pot with the intent to camouflage in snow Incredible features^> not german nor slav Naturally blonde shaves head by choice Collar is acknowledgedly fishfur wears it with pride either way Wears birth control glasses for his myopia Skin so white he is practically invisible in the snow Rest of the white smocks is tucked away in webbing because he is not allowed to put them on Wears an overall poorly made parka to protect him from cold and feels cold anyway No need for gloves a life of hard work has made them resistant to the elements Rifle jams while taking Didnt get issued a flak vest Vz. 58 fires Never experienced a jam in his life the trusty 7,62x39 Thick gloves make shooting difficult The Strichtarn pattern makes it impossible to spot in autumn foliage a very important shot wouldnt stop glorious 7,62 anyway Stupidly complex webbing system makes it so loads slouch his back Pretty plastic and aluminium rifle with many rails for accessories and attachments Patriotic belt can hold all kinds of things without requiring some complex "Alice webbing system Rifle is made from czech wood and steel Hilarious baggy white smocks make him a walking joke while he tries to hide in snow and put together by the czech proles Fires a puny cartridge hoping for better ballistics Bean shaped magazine pouch fills magazines with rounds and stomach with food whenever glanced upon Afghanka style coat proctects from elements and staining tank top with babushka's stews Thinks goofy dlown shoes work wonders for snow Uses footwrap bandages has hever heard of a sock Glorious soviet marching boots were inherited from father$