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The Virgin Villeneuve The Chad Christopher dry and messy hair with grey all over it because he's always not a single grey hair because he's never brainlets and normies can't brainlets and normies can't understand understand any of his films so they don't bother watching them half of his films but they watch them stressed about the box office stressed, he knows his anyway movies will be a box office hit made capeshit good for only just getting noticed at the age of from the gay part of Canada a brief time 50 has Ryan Gosling as a wingman who spends the whole night in silence drinking pepsi and texting Eva to see if the baby is ok wrote all of his best didn't write his best known films, got known films already considered one of the somebody else to do it best directors of this generation even though he's only 47 has Tom Hardy as a wingman who always manages to get him a 20 year old 10/10 to f--- his mother tongue is French, a language that nobody has ever heard of, has to speak in English to direct the his best film is a sequel to a kino film made by an Anglo thinks sequels are gay, made the Batman trilogy ironically personally took off Bane's mask, did not experience any actors probably has to beg for funding, studios pain will avoid him doesn't even need to ask studios for his mother tongue is the Queen's English, doesn't even bother learning another one, just talks louder if foreign actors can't funding, they have it ready in cash when he walks through the door because of Blade Runner bombing has plenty of women and blacks in Blade Runner, women still boycott it for being sexist no women or blacks in Dunkirk, minorities and women still see it anyway understand him

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Villeneuve The Chad Christopher dry and messy hair with grey all over it because he's always not a single grey hair because he's never brainlets and normies can't brainlets and normies can't understand understand any of his films so they don't bother watching them half of his films but they watch them stressed about the box office stressed, he knows his anyway movies will be a box office hit made capeshit good for only just getting noticed at the age of from the gay part of Canada a brief time 50 has Ryan Gosling as a wingman who spends the whole night in silence drinking pepsi and texting Eva to see if the baby is ok wrote all of his best didn't write his best known films, got known films already considered one of the somebody else to do it best directors of this generation even though he's only 47 has Tom Hardy as a wingman who always manages to get him a 20 year old 10/10 to f--- his mother tongue is French, a language that nobody has ever heard of, has to speak in English to direct the his best film is a sequel to a kino film made by an Anglo thinks sequels are gay, made the Batman trilogy ironically personally took off Bane's mask, did not experience any actors probably has to beg for funding, studios pain will avoid him doesn't even need to ask studios for his mother tongue is the Queen's English, doesn't even bother learning another one, just talks louder if foreign actors can't funding, they have it ready in cash when he walks through the door because of Blade Runner bombing has plenty of women and blacks in Blade Runner, women still boycott it for being sexist no women or blacks in Dunkirk, minorities and women still see it anyway understand him

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