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THE VIRGIN HAIRSTYLIST THE CHAD BARBER WENT TO TRADE SCHOOL AFTER REALIZING THAT HIS DEGREE IN WOMEN'S STUDIES IS COMPLETELY USELESS ON THE JOB MARKET SELF-TAUGHT, JUST LIKE HIS FATHER AND GRANDFATHER BEFORE HIM SHITLIB SJW INSISTS ON TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT HIS POLITICAL VIEWS MORE THAN WILLING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ON HISTORY AND POLITICS, BUT NEVER FLAUNTS HIS PERSONAL VIEWS CHARGES 40 USD FOR A BUZZCUT NOTHING IN HIS PRICE LIST COSTS MORE THAN SEVEN BUCKS WEARS ILL-FITTING MISMATCHED FAUX VINTAGE CLOTHING IN AN ATTEMPT TO SEEM QUIRKY SHOP INEXPLICABLY HAS A PRETENTIOUS NAME AND IS DECORATED IN A WAY THAT'S SUPPOSED TO INVOKE THE FIRST HALF OF THE 20TH CENTURY SIMPLE NO-B------- ATTIRE, BELIEVES IN SUBSTANCE OVER STYLE 轹 SIGN SIMPLY SAYS "BARBER" SHOP INTERIOR IS DESIGNED FOR FUNCTION, NOT FORM SPENDS A LOT OF TIME AND MONEY ON SELF-PROMOTION BUT IS ACTUALLY TERRIBLE AT CUTTING HAIFR USES EXPENSIVE GROOMING PRODUCTS AS WINDOW DRESSING BUT DOESN'T OFFER ANY FOR SALE ZERO INTERNET PRESENCE, ONLY RELIES ON WORD-OF-MOUTH TO PROMOTE HIS BUSINESS EVERYTHING ON THE WINDOWS AND SHELVES CAN BE PURCHASED

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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