Gipsy Avenger vs. Gipsy Danger | Virgin vs. Chad | Know Your Meme

Huge chainswords slice through entire Kaiju oted by wimpy teens in spandex suits Piloted by veterans, both are martial artist masters GIPSY DANCHAD confused by romance Platonic relationship shatters expectations Armored pilot suits eger unarmored neck vulnerable to attack eger Wide visor grants good spacial awarenes holograms everywhere that clutter pilot vision Name consists of two random words sounds awesome anyways Protective and intimidating shoulder rmor name steals from predecessor combined with overused word useless wings and head plates are purely cosmetic No enemy has escaped from a fight aliv Plasma casters obliterates looks smal bland blue color two power cores, still pitiful performance Has no neck, decapitation thin frame struggles to is impossible Appears massive, shakes the earth with each footstep support even its own weight needs a "gravity sling" to manipulate the environment Analog control Plasma casters and chainswords in both arms single flimsy sword that breaks constantly Iconic shape crotch as thin Single reactor turbine with devastating power output Superior elbow rocket plasma cannon does no damage, only knockback Massive chassis can grapple and throw even the heaviest of Kaiju generic proportions, hard to differentiate from other Jaegers Uses bare hands to utilize the environment as weapons only one of each weapon Slattern-sized balls of metaphorical steel andp Navy blue camoflauge grants invisibility whilst underwater thinks it can punch its way out of every situation, punches are weak built in an era with no Kaiju, no purpose but to stand around Built during wartime to save humanity, successfully kills 9 Kaiju Creatively gains the upper hand unable to save lives, helicopter crashes right in front of it Obsidian Fury walks right up to it and beats the hell out of it Decals provide eye-popping contrast Is ambushed by Raiju, has it in a headlock in no more than 6 seconds horn is inaudible during combat Saves a fishing boat and everyone on it whilst facing down Knifehead Designed to kill Kaiju designed to sell toys Deafening foghorn announces a god has arrives, creates tsunamis with each blast can't kill a Category 5 Kaiju, even with help from another jaeger Survived re-entry and landing from 50,000 feet unscathed Solo-kills multiple Kaiju needs way too many toppings on its ice cream Heroic sacrifice to nuke another dimension and close the Breach dies from falling on a Kaiju Can fight hurricanes 60% of on-screen Kaiju kills are done literally single-handedly Can win harmcolossa harmO7.tumblr.com

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I also appear to have made a mistake; I confused Scunner's name with Raiju.

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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