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Huge chainswords slice through entire Kaiju oted by wimpy teens in spandex suits Piloted by veterans, both are martial artist masters GIPSY DANCHAD confused by romance Platonic relationship shatters expectations Armored pilot suits eger unarmored neck vulnerable to attack eger Wide visor grants good spacial awarenes holograms everywhere that clutter pilot vision Name consists of two random words sounds awesome anyways Protective and intimidating shoulder rmor name steals from predecessor combined with overused word useless wings and head plates are purely cosmetic No enemy has escaped from a fight aliv Plasma casters obliterates looks smal bland blue color two power cores, still pitiful performance Has no neck, decapitation thin frame struggles to is impossible Appears massive, shakes the earth with each footstep support even its own weight needs a "gravity sling" to manipulate the environment Analog control Plasma casters and chainswords in both arms single flimsy sword that breaks constantly Iconic shape crotch as thin Single reactor turbine with devastating power output Superior elbow rocket plasma cannon does no damage, only knockback Massive chassis can grapple and throw even the heaviest of Kaiju generic proportions, hard to differentiate from other Jaegers Uses bare hands to utilize the environment as weapons only one of each weapon Slattern-sized balls of metaphorical steel andp Navy blue camoflauge grants invisibility whilst underwater thinks it can punch its way out of every situation, punches are weak built in an era with no Kaiju, no purpose but to stand around Built during wartime to save humanity, successfully kills 9 Kaiju Creatively gains the upper hand unable to save lives, helicopter crashes right in front of it Obsidian Fury walks right up to it and beats the hell out of it Decals provide eye-popping contrast Is ambushed by Raiju, has it in a headlock in no more than 6 seconds horn is inaudible during combat Saves a fishing boat and everyone on it whilst facing down Knifehead Designed to kill Kaiju designed to sell toys Deafening foghorn announces a god has arrives, creates tsunamis with each blast can't kill a Category 5 Kaiju, even with help from another jaeger Survived re-entry and landing from 50,000 feet unscathed Solo-kills multiple Kaiju needs way too many toppings on its ice cream Heroic sacrifice to nuke another dimension and close the Breach dies from falling on a Kaiju Can fight hurricanes 60% of on-screen Kaiju kills are done literally single-handedly Can win harmcolossa harmO7.tumblr.com

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Gipsy Avenger vs. Gipsy Danger


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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