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THE CHAD SPRING-HEELED JACK The Virgin Laughing Jack One of the most iconic characters Is the brain child of a p-------- Fell out relevancy in the span of a couple of years Might have actually been real at some point and time associating with the name Jack, even pre-dating the likes of Jack The Ripper Got an entire city to fear him, causing a giant case of mass hysteria Capable of jumping ten feet in the air Barely able to scare his fans as most of them draw cringy smut of him Lame and simple abilities, causing poltergiests and teleporting along with breathing streams of blue fire Recgonized by many paranoraml enthusiasts Needs to kill people in over-the-top ways in order to prove he's a threat Doesn't even need to kill people in order to become feared Recgonized by 17 year old enmo girls and edgelords Is a total bitch, targeting helpless children like the beta Will carry out his attacks in public, not even giving a s--- if anyone sees him or A stylish helmet, cape, and claws that give him that victorian-flaire Looks like what would happen if Ryuk and a mime were thrown into a blender male he is not Disappeared out of thin air when so stab him Jumped right in front of a speeding carriage and took it like a champ. tried to

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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