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VIRGIN GOKU Genius inventor, Literally only good at fighting and can't function doing anything CHAD SUPERMAN Pulitzer prize wining journalist, excellent farmer, published author, highschool else - possible autist? S--- tier blue, spikey hair - belongs in a Classic all-American haircut with iconic football star and fan of weeaboo punk band curl classic films Awful morals - driven only by ego and desire Literal posterboy for superhero morality for conflict Dragon Ball Evolution Starred in numerous films played by the likes of Christpher No cape Reeves S----- orange hobo suit that only gross anime fans like 80s yoga instructor Iconic cape armbands Iconic costume and symbol known by the majority of people on the planet Needs universe busting abilities to keep ADD fans entertained 5'9, 137lb manlet 6'3, 230lb alpha male Abilities hover around plantery level - more focused on telling good S----- blue belt. Not even signifying an stories actual martial arts rank in anything. Functional and sylish vellow belt Is Japanese - probably has small penis given statistics Red underwear shows off giant bulge

Virgin Goku vs Chad Superman


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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