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The Virgin Eshay The Chad Bogan Wears a Nike or Gucci hat Cool leather hat Has a buzz cut, mullet, or a rat's tail "Rack off, you drongo!" Sexy blue eyes and chad sized nose Wears speed dealer glasses to hide identity when engaging in a fight or a robbery Has a tattoo that says "loyalty" or "family" in cursive font "You beauty!" liyalty "Good eye might!" Spends Centrelink money or stolen money on expensive items such as a gold chain or designer clothes Godlike mullet Despite breaking the law several times they will still think cops are pigs Drinks VB Eats meat pies, sausage rolls, or a Bunnings snag "Chuck us a durry!" Always talks in Pig Latin for some reason "Free my boy Darren!" VB BITTEN Has a tattoo that represents his amazing country Carries a Nike fanny pack to store cigarettes, a lighter, a knife, money, or drugs Sometimes wears a Wears a VB or a Bintang Bali singlet with a lumberjack gold Casio digital watch Chills out in a Blasts Aussie rap through a bluetooth speaker on the train with his eshay mates flannel camping chair Only wears Nike, Adidas, Polo, Stussy, Lacoste, Fila, Champion, Nautica Tommy Hilfiger, or Kappa clothes Wears shorts to allow Listens to AC/DC and will room for his massive have it played at his funeral Uses a bong made from a Gatorade bottle and a hose c--- and balls Ages range from 10-18 Drinks out of a goon bag Constantly shoplifts Watches AFL and Drives a Holden ute Crocodile Dundee Lives in a suburb with Has Milo and Vegemite toast for breakfast Does almost every drug a high crime rate "Steve Irwin was you can think of a bloody legend!" High school dropout Lives off Centrelink Has a ecue and will never look Hairy legs "F-----' oath!" for a job Wears thongs or UGG boots "Oi sheila!" "I'll f-----' roll ya TN's c---!" Only wears Nike TN's CTOR ITTE

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The Virgin Eshay vs The Chad Bogan


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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