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The Virgin Eshay The Chad Bogan Wears a Nike or Gucci hat Cool leather hat Has a buzz cut, mullet, or a rat's tail "Rack off, you drongo!" Sexy blue eyes and chad sized nose Wears speed dealer glasses to hide identity when engaging in a fight or a robbery Has a tattoo that says "loyalty" or "family" in cursive font "You beauty!" liyalty "Good eye might!" Spends Centrelink money or stolen money on expensive items such as a gold chain or designer clothes Godlike mullet Despite breaking the law several times they will still think cops are pigs Drinks VB Eats meat pies, sausage rolls, or a Bunnings snag "Chuck us a durry!" Always talks in Pig Latin for some reason "Free my boy Darren!" VB BITTEN Has a tattoo that represents his amazing country Carries a Nike fanny pack to store cigarettes, a lighter, a knife, money, or drugs Sometimes wears a Wears a VB or a Bintang Bali singlet with a lumberjack gold Casio digital watch Chills out in a Blasts Aussie rap through a bluetooth speaker on the train with his eshay mates flannel camping chair Only wears Nike, Adidas, Polo, Stussy, Lacoste, Fila, Champion, Nautica Tommy Hilfiger, or Kappa clothes Wears shorts to allow Listens to AC/DC and will room for his massive have it played at his funeral Uses a bong made from a Gatorade bottle and a hose c--- and balls Ages range from 10-18 Drinks out of a goon bag Constantly shoplifts Watches AFL and Drives a Holden ute Crocodile Dundee Lives in a suburb with Has Milo and Vegemite toast for breakfast Does almost every drug a high crime rate "Steve Irwin was you can think of a bloody legend!" High school dropout Lives off Centrelink Has a ecue and will never look Hairy legs "F-----' oath!" for a job Wears thongs or UGG boots "Oi sheila!" "I'll f-----' roll ya TN's c---!" Only wears Nike TN's CTOR ITTE

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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