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the virgin sonic.exe THE CHAD WARIO HEAD APPARITION Desperately tries to make you take it seriously, only to completely fail horribly at it. Claims to be fast but is slower than Internet Explorer Was created for the sole intention of a joke, meaning you're not even suppose to take it seriously. Will kill you at speeds faster than light. A gigantic gary-stu with a god complex A Grand majority of The Sonic Community resents this s----- excuse for a horror story. Personality is much like it's canon- counter part, goofy and arrogant, only given a dark spin to it. that rivals Zamasu. A Well-liked meme in both the Mario and Meme community. "i aM gOD!" "You want fun? Wario show you fun!" Defines the cringy years of early 2010's internet horror and how horribly outdated they are in today's standards. Creator knew full well that this Defines a new wave of internet Creator is a whiny little fury bitch who threw a temper tantrum because his s----- story was pulled from Creepypasta Wikia was all just a big joke and simply went along with it horror that takes insane concepts and runs wild with them. An abundent amount of Meme Mateiral that Despite it's memehood, it still Pretty much became has genuinely terrifying a laughing-stock due to just how terrible this story truly is The concept as a whole is simple and shrouded with mystery, along with a few nonsensical elements that are celebrates the bizzarre aspects that don't require blood or over-the-top gore to make it scary. Uses blood, over- concept. the-top gore, and shock value to be purposefully added to the inanity of the character. scary and still fails The whole story as a whole is just some edgy 13-year old's idea of what horror is, with lame sequels that make even less sense.

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The Virgin Sonic.EXE VS The Chad Wario Head


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Virgin vs. Chad

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