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"The Virgin Gallant" Easily asserts dominance over his group of Chad friends "The Chad Goofus" Always cucked by other boys on Valentine's Day: too timid to care Too much of a p---- to take what he gets for himself, always shares his oranges Stiff, robotic personality when communicating with adults Would steal things from his parents but his Mary Sue personality gets in the way Forceful yet calm when conversing with adults Never touches his library's Highlights magazine out of fear of damaging it Takes the last apple for himself Flails his arms around rapidly when holding sharp tools Mindless bootlicker, consistently follows the laws established by authority Makes nature his bitch; beats up forest animals to the point of trauma Has no idea what Has literally no desire to lead his group of fellow virgin friends at all "safety" is, will ride his sled into incoming traffic Brushes his teeth twice every day because his parents tell him to Goes onto video recordings with an entire orchard in his teeth Always makes sure that his scissors are pointing face down

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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