Virgin vs Chad: Gay Edition by kwaaivines | Virgin vs. Chad | Know Your Meme

"The Jeffrey" "The Todd" 13 Hair always looks perfect, no matter what time or place Constantly doing his hair, doesn't show much result Hangs out with Chad All his friends are other Jeffreys Could easily get Stacy if he wanted to Muscular physique, perfectly complimented by tight sweater Skinnier than virgin, still wears tightest shirt he can find Tries to walk elegantly but fails Elegant walk with short steps Doing Chad a service by not taking Stacy from him It's a good thing he's gay: he couldn't even get Becky if he wanted to In many ways more Chad than Chad himself Makes fun of virgins; doesn't realize he's basically one of them, only with a somewhat better fashion sense

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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The Virgin Guest Dine really needs to use the bathroom but afraid to get up to use it Other guests/people at the table converse Virgin won't communicate with anyone eyes always fixed on his plate Arms underneath the table on his lap drinks water in sma sips, thinks it hides his awkwardness or something only small portions on his plate; hesitant to finish it out of fear he will be told to help himself to more The "Chad Indulge" becomes the host while the hosts become the guests waves his fork around with an entire plates interrupts conversations by screeching at earsplitting volume worth of food on it Pisses wherever he pleases arms exert enough force on the table to nap it.

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The Virgin Marching Band The Chad Real Sports Mighty helmet to protect head Testosterone fueled tan from playing in the sun Pale from Practicing inside all the time Big Hat with no purpose Baggy Uniform with just enough mobility for marching Uniforms specially created to maximize mobilty protection "gauntlets" on hands, looks like a wannabe superhero No gloves at all unless necessary for the sport Called a sport by Art and music teachers to make kids feel like less of a nerd eom Universally recognized sports Gets hot and sweaty midway through playing Only gets sweaty ause of hard wo and beating rival chads Always dating fellow virgin marching band kids Gets with Stacy Cheerleaders in every grade level and many of the other hottest girls in Sports that are not only in the olympics but have been since the first olympics in ancient greece with the first chads Has to have an event to play at Not even in the olympics Is the Event the marching band plays at

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The Virgin Determinism vs. The Chad Libertarian Free Will by Liquid_Revolver64

The Virgin Determinist The Chad Free Willy Most likely a cucked Bernie supporter Voted for Donald Trump or Gary Johnson, as any chad would Despite what Atheists think, is stl in the majority Bases his philosophy off of one Hank Green vide Has sworn that his philosophy will "change the world" for over a century Exercised his free will on your mom last night Has a paltry understanding of biochemistry Takes responsibility for his failures, takes pride in his acheivements OUCH b-but muh neurons!!! Uses religion and spirituality to uncover new secrets Tells himself that everything being predetermined is why Stacy rejected him Unironically a dualist in 2018 about himself Is free in a deterministic world Thinks science alone can answer all the questions of the universe Thinks Sam Harris and Christopher Hitchens count as world renowned scientist Realizes that if human behavior really were predictable, the economy would be as w A free thinker, doesn't give a s--- what scientists and the government tell him to think BTFO's determinists with his knowledge of quantum ell Sits around all day watching Rick and Morty mechanics

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The Virgin Frasier THE CHAD MARTIN Married his kid's babysitter Got challenged to a Fight and had to have his dad get him out of it Cannot holda relationship For longer thnyea Wrote an unforgettable doo- Casuallv sits in a chair worth thousands of dollars wop song, instantly iconie listening listener's lives with terrible advice Entire arc about him Feeling guilty For having sex wifh Roz Doesnt have much i n common with His son is by Far the worst character in the show his sons. but is comfortable with that and supports them anyway Got shot, survived Nobody wants him in the cabin Throws a Fit when nobody likes his party game and it's His dog is also a Chad Best episodes in the series a the ones that focus on him to wa Likes Mongolian throat singing

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The Virgin Half-Elf Vs. The Chad Half-Orc by Jakey_cakes_

THE VIRGIN HALF-ELF VS THE CHAD HALF-ORC Used his human cunning and orc savagery to take control of clan at the tender age of 7 Most often a bard, rogue, or warlock, the biggest three nuisances to any adventuring party Highest racial stat is charisma, the stat of soybois and spellcasters Can't read and doesn't need to Twiggy arms snap faster than a sunrod in a cave of vampire hil giants Coddled by his elven parent and forced to read books; thinks this prepared him for adventuring Wears the blood of his enemies like warpaint, hasn't been cleaned since he wrestled a dragon turtle to the ocean floor Has to cast prestidigitation every time his boots get muddy Commonly a Ranger, Barbarian, or Fighter, the chadliest of all the martial classes "I cast Color Spray!" "I cast Fist."

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consistently fiumy stimpy ueediot lol original creator hates every modemcartoon final cpisode was unaired resulting canoellation, but still hilarious an undeatedicktoon overstayed its welcome original creator busted for sexual assault bannedepisode led nick staff fired has anaudience for firries, spergs one of the voice actors also played billy, zim, andzoni original creatortoo difficult original creator got toknowmoe about beaversandother forest to work with animals parodies andjokes that actuually age well adult-only revival maxdeover a decade laterwith universal hatred manchildren, hipsters, etc. riginal creatorangery af original areatorknowS 50shoor SPOOT movie comic book culture declined quality by third seasoi

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