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The Virgin Determinist The Chad Free Willy Most likely a cucked Bernie supporter Voted for Donald Trump or Gary Johnson, as any chad would Despite what Atheists think, is stl in the majority Bases his philosophy off of one Hank Green vide Has sworn that his philosophy will "change the world" for over a century Exercised his free will on your mom last night Has a paltry understanding of biochemistry Takes responsibility for his failures, takes pride in his acheivements OUCH b-but muh neurons!!! Uses religion and spirituality to uncover new secrets Tells himself that everything being predetermined is why Stacy rejected him Unironically a dualist in 2018 about himself Is free in a deterministic world Thinks science alone can answer all the questions of the universe Thinks Sam Harris and Christopher Hitchens count as world renowned scientist Realizes that if human behavior really were predictable, the economy would be as w A free thinker, doesn't give a s--- what scientists and the government tell him to think BTFO's determinists with his knowledge of quantum ell Sits around all day watching Rick and Morty mechanics

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Frasier THE CHAD MARTIN Married his kid's babysitter Got challenged to a Fight and had to have his dad get him out of it Cannot holda relationship For longer thnyea Wrote an unforgettable doo- Casuallv sits in a chair worth thousands of dollars wop song, instantly iconie listening listener's lives with terrible advice Entire arc about him Feeling guilty For having sex wifh Roz Doesnt have much i n common with His son is by Far the worst character in the show his sons. but is comfortable with that and supports them anyway Got shot, survived Nobody wants him in the cabin Throws a Fit when nobody likes his party game and it's His dog is also a Chad Best episodes in the series a the ones that focus on him to wa Likes Mongolian throat singing

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Virgin Liberal vs Chad Conservative by MuchosCarlos

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The Virgin Half-Elf Vs. The Chad Half-Orc by Jakey_cakes_

THE VIRGIN HALF-ELF VS THE CHAD HALF-ORC Used his human cunning and orc savagery to take control of clan at the tender age of 7 Most often a bard, rogue, or warlock, the biggest three nuisances to any adventuring party Highest racial stat is charisma, the stat of soybois and spellcasters Can't read and doesn't need to Twiggy arms snap faster than a sunrod in a cave of vampire hil giants Coddled by his elven parent and forced to read books; thinks this prepared him for adventuring Wears the blood of his enemies like warpaint, hasn't been cleaned since he wrestled a dragon turtle to the ocean floor Has to cast prestidigitation every time his boots get muddy Commonly a Ranger, Barbarian, or Fighter, the chadliest of all the martial classes "I cast Color Spray!" "I cast Fist."

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Virgin Walk vs Chad Stride (Pacman edition)

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The Virgin Ren and Stimpy vs. The Chad Angry Beavers

consistently fiumy stimpy ueediot lol original creator hates every modemcartoon final cpisode was unaired resulting canoellation, but still hilarious an undeatedicktoon overstayed its welcome original creator busted for sexual assault bannedepisode led nick staff fired has anaudience for firries, spergs one of the voice actors also played billy, zim, andzoni original creatortoo difficult original creator got toknowmoe about beaversandother forest to work with animals parodies andjokes that actuually age well adult-only revival maxdeover a decade laterwith universal hatred manchildren, hipsters, etc. riginal creatorangery af original areatorknowS 50shoor SPOOT movie comic book culture declined quality by third seasoi

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The Chad xQc VS The Virgin fissure by Ninjambon

Magn ificent blond hair From all the grease need glasses to see surefour feeding 20/20 vison focus on the ju ic virgin bow cut get banned to escape the mercy meta get sold_ back broken man shatter from carry ing is team unashamed selLou 20 sec shatter can't use it need to explain the game to his teammate no coward Master masterrace top 500 pleb awkward walk up redempt ion arc barefoot with 1 month of crust on the feet -wear shoes

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Posted byu/BojanDoge 1 month ago The Virgin Ghost VS The Chad Alien

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"don't give a fuck"-attitude by janskishimanski

"don't give a f---"- attitude in% indefinable process 100% -50% -50% 50% decrease decrease

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Chads Across The Century

1928 1938 1948 1958 1968 GAP oucH k8 1978 1988 1998 2008 2018

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The Virgin Amerifat vs the Chad Chang [OC] by yaboynatan

The Virgin- Gets any job he wants Amerifat because he's Asian The Chad Chang Fat Eats a healthy, simple diet Supports Trump Hunts animals for fun His wife cheats on him with Tyrone No healthcare, s----- job doesn't give any benefits Ancestors were philosophers and Warriors Opium smoker, f------ cool, obscure drug Skinny but lean and muscular from all the dog meat Chain Smoker and addicted to opiates Lost his son in a school shooting Overweight, only eats fast food and drinks soda Patriotic even though his country is going to s--- F---- Su Lin every night Communist, stands by his fellow Changs Fat F------ fat

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Virgin Diane vs Chad Princess Carloyn by P__Squared

Virgin Diane Chad Princess Carolyn Tries to motivate Bojack when around him Becomes a slob Divorces Mr Peanutbutter but keeps f------ him for Properly breaks up with Ralph because she knows what she wants around Bojack Neck perfectly Freakishly long neck her body Works for PC's ex-boyfriend's sister and only has the job because PC hooked her up wit it Has her own company Most controversial character in the series Almost universally beloved by the fandom Just needed a pep talk from Todd after her 5th miscarriage Needs therapy Makes clickbait for a living Doesn't even have to work but chooses to Went to Cordovia to help people but went back because Sebastian St. Clair wasn't perfect Constantly helps everyone around her Breaks down after divorcing Mr Peanutbutter Always lands on her feet

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The Virgin Commute vs The Chad Cruise by Whitestmold045

only drives to get to his s----- job interior hasnt been clean in years turns down music at stoplight as to not expose guilty pleasures blasts your favorite hits from 311 and dave mathews band 160,000 miles but ocver gets casgh drives aroupds ont drive with less than a half tank for fun and pk up chicks Pays month car constantly has issues car is inhabited and other chads acyer drives below lol the f--- is a greeeby taceys house as bru? always waves others to go at stopsigns and creates an akward stopsign moment the gas mileage is great i 0,06 BAC rarely need to fillup" avoids gas station stops to avoid human nteracthon loves going to the gase station to pest ap gets ticketed for his licence plate light goinf out

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Virgin vs. Chad - The Virgin Determinism vs. The Chad Libertarian Free Will by Liquid_Revolver64

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The Virgin Determinist The Chad Free Willy Most likely a cucked Bernie supporter Voted for Donald Trump or Gary Johnson, as any chad would Despite what Atheists think, is stl in the majority Bases his philosophy off of one Hank Green vide Has sworn that his philosophy will "change the world" for over a century Exercised his free will on your mom last night Has a paltry understanding of biochemistry Takes responsibility for his failures, takes pride in his acheivements OUCH b-but muh neurons!!! Uses religion and spirituality to uncover new secrets Tells himself that everything being predetermined is why Stacy rejected him Unironically a dualist in 2018 about himself Is free in a deterministic world Thinks science alone can answer all the questions of the universe Thinks Sam Harris and Christopher Hitchens count as world renowned scientist Realizes that if human behavior really were predictable, the economy would be as w A free thinker, doesn't give a s--- what scientists and the government tell him to think BTFO's determinists with his knowledge of quantum ell Sits around all day watching Rick and Morty mechanics

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