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only drives to get to his s----- job interior hasnt been clean in years turns down music at stoplight as to not expose guilty pleasures blasts your favorite hits from 311 and dave mathews band 160,000 miles but ocver gets casgh drives aroupds ont drive with less than a half tank for fun and pk up chicks Pays month car constantly has issues car is inhabited and other chads acyer drives below lol the f--- is a greeeby taceys house as bru? always waves others to go at stopsigns and creates an akward stopsign moment the gas mileage is great i 0,06 BAC rarely need to fillup" avoids gas station stops to avoid human nteracthon loves going to the gase station to pest ap gets ticketed for his licence plate light goinf out

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Chad Larian vs Virgin Bethesda by N0CTURNIC

VIRGIN BETHESDA CHAD LARIAN Has decent lore, but f---- up the story for all their games since Skyrim. - Not only crafted great lore, wrote an amazing story for Divinity: Original Sin II. ETHESDA GAME STUDIOS Players need to add co-op or play their s----- MMO. Added 4-player co-op from the get-go LARIAN ST U D.I OS Aela the Huntress is a s--- Not afraid to add choice & consequence Nearly all of their quests are linear. Lohse is a waifu worth Needed Obsidian Entertainment to make a good Fallout game for them giving a s--- about! Battle system gets progressively worse each title The protagonist of Divinity: Original Sin II F---- a skeleton! The protagonist of Fallout 4 is a cuck whose wife got murdered, son turned evil, and can't even sleep with their next love interest. Battle system never gets old Caters to the casual crowd by turning Fallout 4 into a cuckfest with a PG-13 tone and weak dialogue choices that don't f------ matter. They tried charging for mods twice, with Steam and now Creation Club Doesn't give a s--- about casuals All mods were always free.

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depressed virgin vs manic chad by asdfasdf12312369

the virgin depression the chad mania no libido, never has sex never lonely thanks to the voices drugs all the time messy roomm IDON'T NEED HEADPHONES,I CAN HEAR THE MUSIC OF THE SKY no money lonely and doesn't talk to friends wears clothing that masks the shape of his body OOCtH insanely confident, thinks he's the best at everything headphones to listen to sad music doesn't need to spend money on coffee because he's never tired low self esteem WOO THROW MYSELF OFF A BRIDGE BITCHESLET'S GO sad? what suicidal, but no energy to actually do it Imao blows his savingssad? feels bad sex with anyone and everyone cleans at four am wears bright and revealing clothing

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Virgin Collector VS The Chadler by ChihuahuaGod

Virgin Collector The Chadler Scariest encounter in the whole game Laughing stock Always tries to sneak up on you You always know that he is coming, scary as f--- anyway Based on king in yellow, yellow because everybody pisses on him Based on Cthulhi, alsc purple to indicate wisdom and power Needs to "collect" friends Half human half eldritch, does not look like either Can just replicate himself if he ever feels lonely o, hi free Trapezohedron F---, i really liked this party Life Steal, Collect Call and other uninspired names Average size to summon more minions like a coward Pure-blood Eldritch Large size to indimidate the player Stresses you out by undressing Obdurous Advancement because of his vast linguistic skills Causes heart attack just by screaming Nonexistent stress damage and barely any bleeds Bleeds, Blights, Stress, Shuffling, everything youu can expect from a death machine

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Posted byu/grabadora304 14 days ago Virgin Surprised Pikachu vs Chad E vs THAD 🅱️

Virgin Surprised Pikachu Chad E THAD Lived for almost a year before anned f Based off of Shrek and a Youtuber Already dead Is red Based off of a Based off of a s----- Japanese cartoon Needed to make s----- meta memes to live longer blood type 112 million people have Lasted longer than the Pikachu meme Is deep fried Not deep fried An essential element of deep frying; still lives to this day on iDeepFriedMemes Just dank meme with a caption and a Has a brother named M Equal to mc 2 Got Banned from ridankmemes because the mods were jealous of it

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The Virgin Stuart Little VS The Chad Remy by turakissa

The Virgin Stuart Little The Chad Remy Parents died in an accident, had to live in an orphanage Confusing world; Has a strict, loving father and humans can talk with mice but not dorky comical relief cats??? Extremely well defined world: humans can't talk with rats nor other animals Chadbro Emile who's a funny, Only hated by Virgin Skinner and Old Becky living in rural France Most original place for a movie that involves fine cuisine and romance: Paris Hated by his "brother" and the family cat Most bland movie set: New York Virgin parents didn't think how Stuart will start expressing sexuality, probably a future rodent r----- Hooks up Virgin Three chaotically Linguine with mundane movies, absolute Stacy crappy late 90s Colette, making computer graphics him a new Chad One masterpiece of a movie, glorious animation quality of 2007

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Virgin newfag mod vs. CHAD OLDFAG MOD by DrInternetReaseacher

Virgin newfag mod Reddit supports us CHAD OLDFAG MOD Don't even know the history of the page Less gay than other mods- u/drinternetreaseacher Newfag mods come and go, rarely stay past 6 months u/moderatoralternator sifts through all the trash posts for Chad ucH Survived the mod revolution Still learning the rules Posted memes since the start removes trash talk about them Brought the beautiful Chad Thundercock to the masses Gets new mods to spread out the work enjoys seeing memes reposted, so he has arn excuse to remove it Never posts memes Saved the page from reddit after a former mod pinned a school shooter meme Doesn't understand the format yet Have little say in new rules Gets mad p---- from tellin Stacies we started CHAD Kicks incel mods

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Thought I'd add one more level to the greatest story ever told by MoneyBaloney

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The Virgin Sonic.EXE vs. The CHAD NES Godzilla

Has tons of highly detailed screenshots to increase the overall feel of the creepypasta THE CHAD NES GDZILLA Really f----- dumb cliches, and unrealistic actions The Virgin sonic.exe feels dragged, even though its a short creepypasta Author reconized mircroscopic laws, apoligized, and fixed the mistakes Natrator is extreml unrealistic, being dumb and having no sense that omethings wrong with the game Highly underrated Again, REALLY CLICHE Has a sequeal that is even better than the st Author refuses to admit that this is anywhere near being the best video game creepypasta, even though it is No screenshots_ Has tons of really s----- fangames than have no effort, or skill put into them F------ Hilarious than scary Has a large fan game being created between game designs and original Naerator is realistic and actually acts like a human Narattor thinks the game is a glitch at first, even though it is clearly not. When s--- really starts going down, he thinks the games haunted author. effort, love, and skill being put into the game everything wrong with rationizing thoughts and Author thinks his s----- pasta is one of the best, even throwing a temper tantrum when it go removed from the Creepypasta Wiki admits that he doesn't know things that everday person wouldn't recognize,while being able to know when things are incredibly wrong Has a sense of ight or fight Sequal is just as bad as it's first Really long, but the story feels fresh and not dragged out Can be legitimitly creepy and unnerving Narrators first assumption when the game was acting weird and had things that were not in the original game was that it was a f even then he rationlizes if its possible to put a fanhack in a cartridge Highly oveerated, even though its s----- as hell

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Virgin Noelle Stevens (She-Ra) vs. Chad Luke Pearson (Hilda)

THE VIRGIN NOELLE THE CHAD LUKE Writes basic and safe LOL Writes elever and witty Universal Critical Acclaim Pandered in small circle, eriticized by everyone else Creates a "strong female character, and telleveryone why we should love her Creates a "Strong Female character" and let's her speak for herself, without telling us why we should like her Uses uninspired anime- like designs, that look like second rate tumbr art Show is good enough not to worry about the critics Boosts the Rotten tomato score by cherry picking critics Crafts a unique look for his animation that it all it's own

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Chad Haji and the 72 Virgins

The Chad Haji The 72 Virgins wow some "prophet" i can't believe that i blew myself up for this those jews set me up dammit i got kiked so hard this is haram AF at least i'm not a woman

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The Viginal Knave Vs. The Noble Lord

THE VIRGINAL KNAVE The NOBLE LORD his STEED BVT GRAIN AND CARROTS VGhI SELE DNES ON The O REA DE NEST CAKES WhoLLy ILLITERATE FIGBTS ThE BLOODy pESTRIES AS A BABE AND ALES BATTLES OTbERS MERELy READ OF hOLDS THE ChAMBER DOORs POR MAIDENS Vses WENCHEs AS BATTERING RAMS

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The Virgin Deathist vs. The Chad Life Extensionist

The Virgin Deathist The Chad Life Extensionist Has Stockholm Syndrome Immense brain continuously strategizes ways to cure aging Blindly believes in religion Rationalist who bases his beliefs on evidence If everyone were hit in the head with a baseball bat once a week, he would eventually convince himself it was a good thing Wastes his money on useless charities that pull on his heart strings, instead of charities that are actually useful On the verge of reaching longevity escape velocity Realizes that aging is a disease that needs to be cured Accepts aging as just a natural part of life Uses effective altruism to donate to only the most useful charities, like the SENS Research Foundation Has scope insensitivity Thinks that only rich people can afford cryonics Hates himself so much he cucks himself out of a realistic shot at eternal life Signed up for cryonics in case he can't cure aging in time Never takes a day off, since every day a cure to aging is delayed means over 100,000 people are killed sens research foundation Thinks being turned into a corpsicle is disgusting, even though having his flesh rot away underground is just as disgusting Constant fear of appearing weird Realizes that the future might be worth living in He thinks cryonics will never work due to freezing damage in cells Realizes that cryonics only costs around 30k, affordable to people with a middle class income Life will amount to nothing and will be forgotten by history Used science to determine the 7 basic ways aging occurs, and possible ways to treat them Afraid to sign up for cryonics because his wife would divorce him if he did Thinks that aging is caused by time, and is therefore irreversible Knows what vitrification is Will survive to the Singularity, and eventually enhance himself to become godlike Is immune to the pro-aging trance Wants to commit suicide, but doesn't since it would hurt his family Believes that death gives life meaning Transhumanist Chads will inevitably outcompete bioconservatives in all aspects of life Will live for thousands of years, if not longer Afflicted by yuck factor absolutism Thinks gene editing is scary Is a tradcon Virgin deathists are the only reason aging hasn't been cured yet Afraid of playing God

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only drives to get to his s----- job interior hasnt been clean in years turns down music at stoplight as to not expose guilty pleasures blasts your favorite hits from 311 and dave mathews band 160,000 miles but ocver gets casgh drives aroupds ont drive with less than a half tank for fun and pk up chicks Pays month car constantly has issues car is inhabited and other chads acyer drives below lol the f--- is a greeeby taceys house as bru? always waves others to go at stopsigns and creates an akward stopsign moment the gas mileage is great i 0,06 BAC rarely need to fillup" avoids gas station stops to avoid human nteracthon loves going to the gase station to pest ap gets ticketed for his licence plate light goinf out

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