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The Virgin Deathist The Chad Life Extensionist Has Stockholm Syndrome Immense brain continuously strategizes ways to cure aging Blindly believes in religion Rationalist who bases his beliefs on evidence If everyone were hit in the head with a baseball bat once a week, he would eventually convince himself it was a good thing Wastes his money on useless charities that pull on his heart strings, instead of charities that are actually useful On the verge of reaching longevity escape velocity Realizes that aging is a disease that needs to be cured Accepts aging as just a natural part of life Uses effective altruism to donate to only the most useful charities, like the SENS Research Foundation Has scope insensitivity Thinks that only rich people can afford cryonics Hates himself so much he cucks himself out of a realistic shot at eternal life Signed up for cryonics in case he can't cure aging in time Never takes a day off, since every day a cure to aging is delayed means over 100,000 people are killed sens research foundation Thinks being turned into a corpsicle is disgusting, even though having his flesh rot away underground is just as disgusting Constant fear of appearing weird Realizes that the future might be worth living in He thinks cryonics will never work due to freezing damage in cells Realizes that cryonics only costs around 30k, affordable to people with a middle class income Life will amount to nothing and will be forgotten by history Used science to determine the 7 basic ways aging occurs, and possible ways to treat them Afraid to sign up for cryonics because his wife would divorce him if he did Thinks that aging is caused by time, and is therefore irreversible Knows what vitrification is Will survive to the Singularity, and eventually enhance himself to become godlike Is immune to the pro-aging trance Wants to commit suicide, but doesn't since it would hurt his family Believes that death gives life meaning Transhumanist Chads will inevitably outcompete bioconservatives in all aspects of life Will live for thousands of years, if not longer Afflicted by yuck factor absolutism Thinks gene editing is scary Is a tradcon Virgin deathists are the only reason aging hasn't been cured yet Afraid of playing God

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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Fat face weak chin Вад Strong advocate of whites oyim oyim 2 years for 2% of Calls out how Jews are ruining the planet and all of the people Children not Israel first policies the wall completion tweets lik a teenager Brags about increasing consistent or 20+yearFit AF Fights for bombs syria over obvious false flagall whites arou the world not Black employmentjust America married to k----

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The Virgin Transtrender The Ch Queen Makeup and contouring on point Gravity-defying hair is perfectly sculpted Shaved head (claims it's a statement of gender nonconformity, but is really just an excuse to not use shampoo) Ugly black lipstick ciS SC Ugly tattoo to match ugly personality Kx Doesn't care about politics, filth is his politics Fabulous impractical nails display that they have no interest in violence (but could still use them to f--- you up if necessary) Carries around baseball bat, is probably a member of Antifa Trolls feminists by blatantly Dull black clothing reveals lack of style parodying womanhood, but knows that they'd never dare call him sexist Dazzling dress is brighter than your future Wears combat boots, despite never seeing combat Insists on wearing only the most glamorous and uncomfortable shoes as a matter of pride, even though they are obscured by dress

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