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the virgin of the wild Dark magic along with his insane strength is all he needs to take over the world The Chad Gerudo No natural talent of his own, forced to use items to be effective in any capacity Manly slicked back hair, that never gets in his way Long, Dirty, Unkempt hair Literally the only male born from his tribe, has been steeped in p---- since day 1 constantly in his face Well toned back muscle with a badass cape Bad back from carrying so many items Forced to replace iconic green tunic with blue shirt for advertisment Kills gods just for furn Cucks other villains sloppy Ganon seconds in almost every game gets the virgin of the wild's girl first in every game out of their spotlight Relient on old ass Master Sword rarely benefits from the Triforce of Courage in any tangible way Always fully utilizes the Triforce of Power to achieve his goals So confident in his own skills he doesn't even need his sword to fight Took nearly 20 years in smash for him to learn how to detonate his own bombs Has always had full control of his own powers since day f------ one Plain brown boots with no style Custom thick hide boots with traditional gerudo markings, made to curbstomp any bitch boy heroes in his way Steals all of his items from dungeons cannot make anything himself Professional architect, constructs labrinthine castles and dungeons Plays tiny f----- instruments like ocarinas Only knows how to play deep, manly instruments like the organ

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the virgin of the wild vs. the Chad Gerudo


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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