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THE VIRGIN SADCow THE CHAD LOLCOW Keeps his deceased father's soul around as a watchdog His pretentious film critic of a half-brother wishes he was half as famous Thanks to his spiteful personality and inability to take criticism, his detractors have nothing but scorn and ridicule for him Harbors jealousy and resentment towards his more successful gay brother due to his career as well as him being part of the LGBT community His mother's leeching off his monthly tugboat and patreonbux His trolls are some of his biggest supporters Throws a fit if someone refers to him by his surname passed down to him by his father Looks like a Looney Tunes version of Benjamin Franklin Leeches off his parents despite being close to 0 Looks like the creepy, pedophilic cousin of Humpty Dumpty Lost his vir- ginity while financially supporting a hard- working Cherokian lady Sees himself as a busty lesbiarn supermodel Will most likely die a virgin Each time he sees his disgustin moobs he wants to kill himself a little more is OC is all-powerful, flawless and surrounded by loved ones. His horrifying, bent duck is a meme of itself, inspiring fear into his foes' heart. His s----- fursona is every bit as incompetent, virtiolic, hypocritical and useless as he is Can't even play games he was barely able to afford without whining about how problem atic they are Cut his taint wide open to become a woman without so much as flinching. What a badass! Despite hating every aspect of being a Enjoys and cherishes his man, he doesn't even have the balls to castrate himself asn't seen his d--- in de- cades, let alone other women

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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