Matthew 7:24-27 | Virgin vs. Chad | Know Your Meme

The Foolish Virgin Builder The Wise Chad Builder ears damaged from the great crash of his shoddy house ears in condition so perfect he hears the voices of angel:s built his house on the sand like a complete idiot beard and clothes dripping wet from rain he could not shelter himself from built his house on rock, a solid foundation drier than 40 years in a desert represents the people who ignore what our Savior has told us now homeless, wife hates him if he even has one represents the people who put to practice what the Messiah came to tell us sleeps soundly in his magnificent durable home with a beautiful wife and descendants as numerous as the stars in the sky and the sand on the seashore

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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THE PROGRESSIVE THINKER. The Typical Reader of THE "MORNING LEADER." THE MODERATE THINKER. The Habitual Reader of THE YELLOW PRESS. es WHICH ARE YOU ? THE THOUGHTFUL MAN. THE OBSERVANT MAN. THE GOOD BUSINESS MAN. THE THOUGHTLESS MAN. THE CREDULOUS MAN THE LOVER OF CHEAP & UNTRUE SENSATIONALISM IN YOUR 'BUS. You will find that the MORNING LEADER is the business man's newspaper. It is the paper of intelligence for the intelligent. The paper of Progress. Every line in the MORNING LEADER counts.

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THE VIRGIN PRESIDENT THE CHAD TRUCKER call military and police get ignored and betrayed starve everyone to death people still support them didn't plan s--- create biggest strike of history tried to protect his friends failed tried to save the country end up destroying it makes economies tremble on the mention of a strike lowest approval rating in history spent years couping and corrupting others just to get coup'd himself hated by his own party media bashes them 24/7 convinces the people using youtuboe will be forever remembered as a disgrace to national politics solely wanted tax cuts end up being the hero of the natiorn most supported strike in history stops the 8th biggest economy of the world wife does not love him seek approval using correct grammar get ridiculed wanted to save economy end up sinking it families and wifes will forever remember them as heroes only wanted to protect his interests end up protecting the interests of a 200 million nation wanted by the army and police don't give a f--- had advisor from all the world failed anyway

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"The Virgin Hunchback" Majestic hat with flowing scarf THE CHAD FROLLO Head is level with shoulders Limp, unkempt hair Nose you could stab someone to death with Low self esteem Back hunched Nice collar Sings the best Disney villain song Dope shoulder pads Flat upturned nose Only friends are a bunch of annoying gargoyles Covers arms with Sings a lame song Pimp rings about love glorious sleeves Feared by all of Paris Unsightly arm hair Pasty skin despite his mother having an attractive tan Straight posture due to his godly nature Elaborate dark clothing strikes fear into the hearts of the sinful Gets friendzoned by the Weird lumpy legs woman he rescued Tries to set a woman orn fire for rejecting him Simple earth tone represents modesty, a beta characteristic Saves the same citizens who publicly mocked hinm So confident he is willing to drown babies on the steps of a cathedral Burns down half of Paris for s---- and giggles Stupid looking shoes Fancy shoes

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Has Three Climate Zones, including Supa Hot Fire Desert The VirginIslands CHAD 13,2 Million Inhabitants Hair seems to overreact to Hurricanes Has Pirates despite being Landlocked Only eats s----- food Has Elephants and s--- Even the Capital Camanoe has a Virgin Name irgin Gorda (U.K) Hars Lofs CHAD TOWN, Bay bandAMALIE Saint John (U.S) Administered by two Chad Countries (U.S Saint Croix Buck band 496.000 Square Miles of pure Wakanda Pride Mainstram English Too Cool for HDI Index Has a Lake named after it No Elephants Is in the Caribbean but has no Pirates Takes its Diet Avantgarde French seriouS Has never beern Indpendent Less than 200.000 Inhabitants as an Empire once

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Tom Virginucitor Marco Chadiaz has a dragoncycle is honest and supportive his right hand is more more Liar and manipulator knows karate the ladies than the prince of desperate for approval and attention has anger management issues puts his friends above all else, even himself created a new type of a dance move frequently wears a snob'ish suit curses people for petty reasons has an ever growing harem uses his unholy demon powers to cheat at ping pong is so likable he can get away with breaking someones leg his girlfriend makes him wear the e of her best friend and crush abs his home boy Blood Moons got his back is a demon doesn't know how a demoncisms work can push straight through immortal lizards has magical cheakmarks is a demon that can fly - uses an elevator that is carried by a demon that can fly is smart and a natural tactician is a celebrity amongst hundreds of young princesses is a prince but is too ignorant and immature to care about politics bugseks is never illintentioned uses a toilet to communicate with his undercover agents has a badass adult version of himself is constantly has friends in more than one dimentions can karate-chop the hands off of loosers coaxes a girl into a relationship out of pitty has seduced both members of the high commission and the royal family is endgame fruitlessly tries to prevent Starco

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