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Tom Virginucitor Marco Chadiaz has a dragoncycle is honest and supportive his right hand is more more Liar and manipulator knows karate the ladies than the prince of desperate for approval and attention has anger management issues puts his friends above all else, even himself created a new type of a dance move frequently wears a snob'ish suit curses people for petty reasons has an ever growing harem uses his unholy demon powers to cheat at ping pong is so likable he can get away with breaking someones leg his girlfriend makes him wear the e of her best friend and crush abs his home boy Blood Moons got his back is a demon doesn't know how a demoncisms work can push straight through immortal lizards has magical cheakmarks is a demon that can fly - uses an elevator that is carried by a demon that can fly is smart and a natural tactician is a celebrity amongst hundreds of young princesses is a prince but is too ignorant and immature to care about politics bugseks is never illintentioned uses a toilet to communicate with his undercover agents has a badass adult version of himself is constantly has friends in more than one dimentions can karate-chop the hands off of loosers coaxes a girl into a relationship out of pitty has seduced both members of the high commission and the royal family is endgame fruitlessly tries to prevent Starco

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Saint and Best "Girl" by u/zikari8

Virgin Saint Chad Paladin Too cute to be a girl Unoriginal seiba face design Proud son of English King Nobody farmer girl Mom who grounds you for trying to help Has only two NP's One of them kills her Invites you to go on adventures with him Four unique interesting NP's No extraneous body fat Perfect proportions Dies uselessly Unnecessarily large chest Too strong Never dies Less popular than her Alter version Only friend is a serial murderer Makes friends easily Buds with legendary heroes Popular enough fora costume variation Falls in love with cardboard Teases Saint about her sudden, baseless infatuation

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The virgin Rick vs the chad Jimmy [OC] by u/Z3-NN7

The chad Jimmy neutron The virgin Rick sanchez has to go on long adventures to get parts Builds everything from household tems Accidentally destroyed earth Defended earth from aliens and saved humanity Girlfriend left him Only smart because he has spent years researching Two chicks always follow him around Is only 12 years old and can bend time and space Can only go between dimensions Only turned himself into a pickle Literally built a time machine and made thomas edison hit on his teacher Invented an age reversing serum because he didnt like his grandma

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The Virgin Audiophile vs. The Chad Rick Rubin by u/01812

The Chad Rick Rubin The Virgirn Audiophile Never bothered to read about dynamic range Actually thinks people in the music industry care what he thinks Can't enjoy music without dynamic range Tricks audiophiles into blaming Vlado Meller Lauded as a legend by normies Ridiculed by normies astes money on overpriced flacs and vinyl Already a multimillionaire, now just produces records for the heck of it Helped Invent hip hop and produced patrician metal records Only listens to dad rock and entry level alt-rock

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Virgin Imgur vs Chad Photobucket by

virgin imgur vs Chad Ophotobucket Hosts TEN BILLION images Been around since the time of Christ poor posture nobody knows how to pronouce the name only employs like 12 people slow on mobile_ Was once owned by m------------ FOX INTERACTIVE MEDIA Every m----------- and his dog knows how to pronouce PHOTO BUCKET made as a tool for another website photo bucket site mascot is literally a giraffe never lets anyone get away with hotlinking got hacked in 2017 made for use over the WHOLE INTERNET craved by women

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The Virgin Chainsmokers vs RoboCHADs

The Virgin Chainsmokers french RoboCHADs not french robot forms transcend gimmicks on a meta level yrics provoke tears due to their profound depth their gimmick is their music has boops yrics are predictable and forced has scored 1 disney film and released 1 indie film and an anime faces exposed all songs sounds the same has scored 0 disney films do, do do do do do do, do do do music encompasses many genres and continues to influence popular music incorporate orchestral scores into funky electronic beats o do s--- out "songs" with a hort turnover rate only releases the most masterful of musical craft over the course of eons have albums already decades old influence still felt today pop trash that will fade into obscurity over the course of 5 years max alive 2007 probably claimed they witnessed alive 2007

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Always remember, this is not a love song

he virgiln this is America Voice is plain and boring Half naked man dancing like an épileptic Childish Gammbino? Serious orst name ever Song is about american s--- we already kne wil be forgotten in a year The Chad Amerika Powerful voice like a german thunder Badass astronaut singing in the Moon Band name is Rammstein Just pronouncing the name you feel powerful Talks about dangers of globalization of amenican autue Old but gold

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The Virgin Minecraft VS The Chad Roblox

The Virgin Minecraft The Chad Roblox Pixelated font for ants All-time recognized Comic Sans MS Generic Pixel Graphics Default Skin always happy Detailed textures Default Skin looks like he wants to die Has to make mechanisms using Redstone LUA Game inspired by plenty of other game:s Stole LEGO designs, got sued andd didn't give a f--- Glitchy Lightning Realistic Lightning Needs mods to survive Doesn't need mods Decreasing community due to other games Has had a strong community since 2006 Is paid IT'S FREE!

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The Virgin Modellista vs. Chad Turismo

The Virgin Modellista The Chad Turismo Only has two games under it's belt. One of them was an updated version. 90% of the cars are Weeb-mobiles Had over 16 games since 1997. 0ne of which was on BIKES! Had a large variety of cars all over the world auto modellista TM Has a fuckton of tracks, complete with variety on length GRAN TURISMO Only 10 tracks, most of them are short Had official RC toys by TOMY THE REAL DRIVING SIMULATOR Drifty controls An okay soundtrack Had official simulator kits, Hot Wheel;s, RCs by HPI Racing, and even it's own m-----------' cafe. An epic soundtrack, with added licensed musid You shift down to reverse Limited tuning controls You press Triangle to reverse Had a VJ to pester you Tight & precissive controls No VJ, just you. Published by the company who's Japanese division are complete cocksuckers A car designer Has all the tuning controls to make the Escudo reach 800MPH Developed by a company who knows damn well about racing games The Real Driving Simulator

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The virgin too much text vs. The chad simple information

The virgin too much text Uses as many contractions and extenions without knowing how to properly implement them as well as basic gramtical tools, like,./ and: information Stright, simple and to the point Over compensates s----- take on great meme by unconvinsingly embedding it within multipale walls of text in a drastic stake to gain internet meme point instead of actually spending there time on hard work and or study Litereally gets board while writing all this s--- and decides to half ass the infomational tags for the chad leaving imbalanced and biased hlf assed meme adding nothing to the oevrall memeconnemy cut to the chase doesnt waste viewers time with fake deep memery Bigger words bigger upvotes Over analysis and articulate:s the most minute details of the properties they are comparing compleletly missing the point of the the figures basically doing all the talking for the viewer Wasting readers time with useless infomation the reader could have just recieved from merely observing the two names of the virgin and chad have, Onion Article style. Also mispelling complicated words exposing the sheer insenserity of the op one and done Actually cares about getting there point across

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Frank Grimes vs. Homer Simpson

Virgin Frank Grimes Has a briefcase and a haircut Chad Homer Has a son who owns a factory Lives in a one bedroom apartment atop a bowling alley and below another bowling alley Lives in a mansion Needs safety gloves for extremely high voltage cables Eats Lobster for dinner Was once blown up in a silo explosion Needs to work 2 jobs, including a night job at a foundry Has a beautiful wife Can solve a 513 nuclear emergency with just a bucket of water All his pencils are chewed Has a daughter with an IQ of 156 Needs a special dietetic lunch Wins model nuclear power plant competitions with ease Eats the virgin's special dietetic lunch Hangs out with presidents and famous rockstars. Also went to space

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The virgin Doom source port user The chad Doom MS-DOS user can play custom WADS without source ports loves to play Doom in GL mode only heavily depends on modern cheat codes to survive doesn't know how to open doom like a normal person plays Doom the old fashioin way knows h---------- without looking up or down doesn't know how to play online except for Zandronum or Skulltag wants to have the power to look all around his surroundings source porting is for p------ doesn't depend on skulltag or zandronum

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The Virgin Futoshi vs. The Chad Mitsuru

Had great hair, and then decided to get a haircut by a chick "The Virgin Cuck" "The Chad Mitsuru" Stupid hair style Refuses to eat because he's fat Wants to pilot with the girl ne loves and gets cucked over and over again Wants to pilot witlh another dude, instead pilots with three different chicks Eats to sustain health to survive Doesn't even know what reproduction is Number 214, probably how much he weighs too First guy to get laid in centuries Number 326, Higher number way more alpha

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Tom Virginucitor Marco Chadiaz has a dragoncycle is honest and supportive his right hand is more more Liar and manipulator knows karate the ladies than the prince of desperate for approval and attention has anger management issues puts his friends above all else, even himself created a new type of a dance move frequently wears a snob'ish suit curses people for petty reasons has an ever growing harem uses his unholy demon powers to cheat at ping pong is so likable he can get away with breaking someones leg his girlfriend makes him wear the e of her best friend and crush abs his home boy Blood Moons got his back is a demon doesn't know how a demoncisms work can push straight through immortal lizards has magical cheakmarks is a demon that can fly - uses an elevator that is carried by a demon that can fly is smart and a natural tactician is a celebrity amongst hundreds of young princesses is a prince but is too ignorant and immature to care about politics bugseks is never illintentioned uses a toilet to communicate with his undercover agents has a badass adult version of himself is constantly has friends in more than one dimentions can karate-chop the hands off of loosers coaxes a girl into a relationship out of pitty has seduced both members of the high commission and the royal family is endgame fruitlessly tries to prevent Starco

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