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Bra Virgin Meleeing Chad only plays when friends are coming over melee is the onlv ssb that exists only plays to win brawl is best smash game because it's floaty plays bottom-tier character because he likes them can't beat CPU at level 6 or higher accepts tripping as a legit feature beats up scrubs with both hands tied behind his back while blindfolded spent more time studying ssb than he did for college plays with items orn doesn't edgeguard because it's cheap wins money in ssb tournaments there is no cheap, only win or win harder relies on pity final smash to KO opponents tabuu in story mode is the most hardcore experience he's had knows every advanced technique in the game inside and out s--- talks his opponents shouts out special attacks as he uses them ingame uses his scrub friends as sandbags wavedashes in his sleep enjoys losing

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Bra Virgin Meleeing Chad only plays when friends are coming over melee is the onlv ssb that exists only plays to win brawl is best smash game because it's floaty plays bottom-tier character because he likes them can't beat CPU at level 6 or higher accepts tripping as a legit feature beats up scrubs with both hands tied behind his back while blindfolded spent more time studying ssb than he did for college plays with items orn doesn't edgeguard because it's cheap wins money in ssb tournaments there is no cheap, only win or win harder relies on pity final smash to KO opponents tabuu in story mode is the most hardcore experience he's had knows every advanced technique in the game inside and out s--- talks his opponents shouts out special attacks as he uses them ingame uses his scrub friends as sandbags wavedashes in his sleep enjoys losing

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