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The Chad Trump Doesn't know how to defend America, wants to be nice to our enemies The Virgin Paul Doesn't want to involve America in pointless wars, but still willing to show the world who's boss Didn't want to win, wanted to spead a message and became irrelevant Ran to win the presidential election and keeps on winning Annoying fans who can't meme and possibly pedophiles Beloved and widely supported by the American blue-collar working class. His son is the definition of a cuck. Smoking hot daughter, even he can't keep his hands off her Had to prove he wasn't racist for the racist newsletters he published Doesn't support Israel, most likely an antisemite Respects and supports Israel as America's greatest ally Constantly called a racist for wanting to secure America's borders, doesn't Consistent to the point of being predictable care in the slightest. Master of 4D chess, keeps his political opponents guessing his Wants to Gold Standard back and end the Fed like an autist Opposes NAFTA and TPP but still wants to outsource American jobs with free trade Billionaire real-estate and media morgul, who knows the art of the deal. every move A protectionist who wants to keep American jobs at home, would even start a trade war with U.S. allies.

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Virgin vs. Chad

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