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the virgin greentard The Chad Ecofascist prioritizes regulation of American companies which already emit 1488% less carbon than their foreign competitors had a vasectomy so there can be less white people fires waming shots at non-white intruders to his neighborhood before they take an ebola s--- in someone's garden only buys American products using cash earned in transactions with other Americans smokes his own home-grown tobacco intending to die in his late middle age rather than liver to be an 106-year-old system-burdening oxygen thief regularly buys Hollywood movie tickets to fund private jets of p--- actors allows message to be delivered exclusively by Jewish spokespeople needs coal-fired power plant to charge his Prius wife and daughters cook on wood-fired stove with logs chopped by husband and sons tells greentards to their face that they are destroying the planet with their fucktardedness needs constant tech support to offset his rapidly dwindling physical and cognitive abilites pays therapist to treat his anxiety which peaks whenever someone lights a c-------- long ago eschewed Hollywood pozz in favor of epic revolutionary poetry produces more than half his carbon emissions driving Blazer to mountains bringing back six months worth of gamei won't touch food with hormones but happy to inject them into his wife's eight year old son terrified of death in any form apologist for China the world's largest producer of plastics and greenhouse gas grows his own crops as far away from urban hell holes as possible thinks calling g---- bugmen is insulting to insects because insects are actually indispensible pollinators whereas g---- are a self-bred plague who need tiger bile and powdered seahorse just to get their d---- hard sires as many white children as possible to give the planet a fighting chance against its greatest danger, n------ sensing his faggotry, animals snarl at his garish clothing and ghastly soy stench wears clothing and footwear made by child slave labor

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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the virgin greentard The Chad Ecofascist prioritizes regulation of American companies which already emit 1488% less carbon than their foreign competitors had a vasectomy so there can be less white people fires waming shots at non-white intruders to his neighborhood before they take an ebola s--- in someone's garden only buys American products using cash earned in transactions with other Americans smokes his own home-grown tobacco intending to die in his late middle age rather than liver to be an 106-year-old system-burdening oxygen thief regularly buys Hollywood movie tickets to fund private jets of p--- actors allows message to be delivered exclusively by Jewish spokespeople needs coal-fired power plant to charge his Prius wife and daughters cook on wood-fired stove with logs chopped by husband and sons tells greentards to their face that they are destroying the planet with their fucktardedness needs constant tech support to offset his rapidly dwindling physical and cognitive abilites pays therapist to treat his anxiety which peaks whenever someone lights a c-------- long ago eschewed Hollywood pozz in favor of epic revolutionary poetry produces more than half his carbon emissions driving Blazer to mountains bringing back six months worth of gamei won't touch food with hormones but happy to inject them into his wife's eight year old son terrified of death in any form apologist for China the world's largest producer of plastics and greenhouse gas grows his own crops as far away from urban hell holes as possible thinks calling g---- bugmen is insulting to insects because insects are actually indispensible pollinators whereas g---- are a self-bred plague who need tiger bile and powdered seahorse just to get their d---- hard sires as many white children as possible to give the planet a fighting chance against its greatest danger, n------ sensing his faggotry, animals snarl at his garish clothing and ghastly soy stench wears clothing and footwear made by child slave labor

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