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the virgin greentard The Chad Ecofascist prioritizes regulation of American companies which already emit 1488% less carbon than their foreign competitors had a vasectomy so there can be less white people fires waming shots at non-white intruders to his neighborhood before they take an ebola s--- in someone's garden only buys American products using cash earned in transactions with other Americans smokes his own home-grown tobacco intending to die in his late middle age rather than liver to be an 106-year-old system-burdening oxygen thief regularly buys Hollywood movie tickets to fund private jets of p--- actors allows message to be delivered exclusively by Jewish spokespeople needs coal-fired power plant to charge his Prius wife and daughters cook on wood-fired stove with logs chopped by husband and sons tells greentards to their face that they are destroying the planet with their fucktardedness needs constant tech support to offset his rapidly dwindling physical and cognitive abilites pays therapist to treat his anxiety which peaks whenever someone lights a c-------- long ago eschewed Hollywood pozz in favor of epic revolutionary poetry produces more than half his carbon emissions driving Blazer to mountains bringing back six months worth of gamei won't touch food with hormones but happy to inject them into his wife's eight year old son terrified of death in any form apologist for China the world's largest producer of plastics and greenhouse gas grows his own crops as far away from urban hell holes as possible thinks calling g---- bugmen is insulting to insects because insects are actually indispensible pollinators whereas g---- are a self-bred plague who need tiger bile and powdered seahorse just to get their d---- hard sires as many white children as possible to give the planet a fighting chance against its greatest danger, n------ sensing his faggotry, animals snarl at his garish clothing and ghastly soy stench wears clothing and footwear made by child slave labor

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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