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The Virgin Trick or Treat Denier The Chad Shenanigans or Service Connoisseur Opens the door instantly when he hears someone coming Tells himself he can't participate in the festi- vities because he's too poor, actually bought candy but ate it all himself Hears his doorbell ringing, doesn't go to open it Reminisces bitterly how his parents never let him go trick or treating when he was a kid Does everything he can to buy so much candy that he can satisfy all the kids in 5 mile radius Remembers fondly how Stacy's mom drove Stacy and him through the whole city trick or treating when they were kids Has kinky, halloween roleplay sex with Stacy in midnight hours Doesn't buy a costume because he's afraid his costume would be outdated or culturally appropriating Thinks halloween is another holiday when enterprises can get easy money from childish sheeple is "too old for this" Knows Halloween is a good celebration for elevating otherwise pretty depressing October, doesn't submit to society's ideas of what is childish and what is mature Dressed up as Dracula, doesn't care if it's outdated, corny, or culturally appropriating Romanians

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Hakuno The Chad Shirou Gets mind destroyed and his soul Split into mind, body, and soul, loses all agency shredded to bits, still EXCALIBLASTS All the Evil in the World Takes spotlight badass Hero of W blank slate self insert HAKU WHO? %) Fistfights with a priest to kill god of evil Has conceptual embodiment of Utopia inside fic bait Justice whipped by shrine maiden in any thing he shows up in, makes cameos as GAR Archer Chosen by some random doctor to get put into the fridge until a cure for their cold pops up Has really bad flu slaughters ten year old for own survival, watches him Died for the world's sins, seeking to save others even as he was betrayed by them. Walked towards death with a smile Chosen by the collective will of humanity to be the disintegrate while he Guardian that protects the screams Instantly takes the spotlight in any thing he shows up in (see Oath Under Snow?), makes cameos as GAR Archer all the time world Totally defenseless without their servant Super forgettable and shows up in nothing Fought the King of Heroes to save the world, kicked his ass POLYGAMIST CASTRATION FIST!!! Has bisexual girlfriends that are also into each other Fearlessly conquers educated prostitutes and defenseless anus The first protagonist of Fate, so manly that the concept of GAR was fades to black and tries to stay T for teen oon Cell, Can't decide on Hakuno With the power of the moon cell, all they can do is act as a cheer leader or power up their own gender without fan backlash Relies on his own mental world and abilities derived Moon Cell: Shirou created for him from himself embodiesconcept Has his own spin-off about nothing embodies a eneric NPC makes SO do the cooking for them of Superhero' but him cooking for his family

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The Virgin Trick or Treat Denier The Chad Shenanigans or Service Connoisseur Opens the door instantly when he hears someone coming Tells himself he can't participate in the festi- vities because he's too poor, actually bought candy but ate it all himself Hears his doorbell ringing, doesn't go to open it Reminisces bitterly how his parents never let him go trick or treating when he was a kid Does everything he can to buy so much candy that he can satisfy all the kids in 5 mile radius Remembers fondly how Stacy's mom drove Stacy and him through the whole city trick or treating when they were kids Has kinky, halloween roleplay sex with Stacy in midnight hours Doesn't buy a costume because he's afraid his costume would be outdated or culturally appropriating Thinks halloween is another holiday when enterprises can get easy money from childish sheeple is "too old for this" Knows Halloween is a good celebration for elevating otherwise pretty depressing October, doesn't submit to society's ideas of what is childish and what is mature Dressed up as Dracula, doesn't care if it's outdated, corny, or culturally appropriating Romanians

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