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"The Virgin Old European" "The Chad Indo-European Kurgan Culture" Bends animals, like horses and cows, to his will Takes inspiration from the fury and unpredictability of the "sky father eats meat every day Lives sedentary proto-agrarian lifestyle. S----- crops are augmented by gathering sour berries and twigs and scavenging roting carrion if he's lucky Will be thrown in the bog when he dies, forgotten by his family within hours Will be burried in massive earthen barrow a with amountain of grave goods, his harem (alive obvis) and his favorite horse. People will marvel at his wealth power for millenia to come GLORIOUS BRONZE, MUTHAFUCKA Afraid of whatever might be on the otherside of the nearest hill The descendents of his language are spoken by more than half of the world's population today dwarfing all other language families Thinks rocks are tools Nomadic, goes wherever he wants, fears nothing Language totally lost Highly stratified society of patrons, clients and slaves Matriarichal goddess worshiping cuckclety Unironically non-violent egalitarian Has never gathered in his life. Eating grass is for cows PATRIARCHY, duh Literaly invented the concept of conquering and subjugating weaker cultures Stylish chariot Begs a tree that he thinks is the "all mother" for mercy. Prayers never answered, s--- just gets worse

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The Virgin Old European vs The Chad Indo-European Curgan Culture


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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