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"The Virgin Old European" "The Chad Indo-European Kurgan Culture" Bends animals, like horses and cows, to his will Takes inspiration from the fury and unpredictability of the "sky father eats meat every day Lives sedentary proto-agrarian lifestyle. S----- crops are augmented by gathering sour berries and twigs and scavenging roting carrion if he's lucky Will be thrown in the bog when he dies, forgotten by his family within hours Will be burried in massive earthen barrow a with amountain of grave goods, his harem (alive obvis) and his favorite horse. People will marvel at his wealth power for millenia to come GLORIOUS BRONZE, MUTHAFUCKA Afraid of whatever might be on the otherside of the nearest hill The descendents of his language are spoken by more than half of the world's population today dwarfing all other language families Thinks rocks are tools Nomadic, goes wherever he wants, fears nothing Language totally lost Highly stratified society of patrons, clients and slaves Matriarichal goddess worshiping cuckclety Unironically non-violent egalitarian Has never gathered in his life. Eating grass is for cows PATRIARCHY, duh Literaly invented the concept of conquering and subjugating weaker cultures Stylish chariot Begs a tree that he thinks is the "all mother" for mercy. Prayers never answered, s--- just gets worse

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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