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The Chad Champion The Virgin Finalist Bisharp Couldn't beat his edgelord rival Second place is just the first loser. Won the Pokemon League Puts edgelords in their place / Nothing interesting happens to him until near, the end of the season Generic shonenshit artstyle Unique artstyle that breathes life into the series Chosen by a god in the first episode Only he heard there was another Pokemon League came to Kalos when Has never caught a Legendary or Mythical Came to Alola for vacation and only stayed because he wanted to f--- around. for him to lose at Personally raised a Legendary Pokemon from infancy Friends never have any more than two personality traits Best Pokemon looks like Wears baggy pants to Most of his friends are well rounded a kid's DeviantArt OC accommodate his massive d--- and likable characters Just some kid with an edgy frog 400 Mythical Pokemon merged with each other just so they could fight for him Member of a special task force charged with protecting Alola from Ultra Beasts Only has one bitch that he never f---- Surrounded by p----

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The Virgin Finalist vs. THE CHAD CHAMPION


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Virgin vs. Chad

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virgin v chad, virgin vs chad, pokemon, pokemon trainer, ash pokemon, pokemon finalist, pokemon champion, pokemon league, virgin walk, chad stride

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