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the virgin "god" THE CHAD HERO couldn't stop some a------ from lasering a few people to death even though there was a few billion things a caveman could of thought of he could of done with his power despite looking like he's at a funeral for a bunch of kids who suspiciously died in a bus accident 24/7, he actually has an ego the size of which both the planets he grew up on could barely handle finds the constant praise he gets showered in to be flattering but it only reminds him to keep fighting the good fight has said and done things that would make even the most down and nihilistic people believe in a better future for all the only things he cares about are himself, his soon to be dead wife, and what his throne would look like once dull, has to make his costume be muted as possible to be taken seriously he's crowned god of earth REQUIRED: an orchestrual masterpiece that is still a staple of the character today, memorable concepts, designs and artwork by such creators as jack kirby, joe shuster and dan jurgens doesn't actually want to be a superhero absolutely iconic costume that can be recognised even men the colours are put on their Own due to s----- parenting from his two dead dads, he actually thinks he is jesus REQUIRED: a s----- theme song that's literally just the dark knight rises theme in a slightly different key, cgi that looks like something hr giger puked out after a ruff night at the weinerschnitzel bar gives out most if not all of the money gained from community events, license agreements etc to charity, makes his own money by working as a journalist uses his powers to save people because he thinks it's fun, and the right thing to do has to remove anything that might look silly (i.e. interesting) to the general public, again, because he really wants to be taken seriously a writer/ director that doesn't even like superman is proud of how conceptually silly he may be, weird doesn't mean bad y'know! is the product of the concensus that superhero stories have to be dark to be good and in turn, superman has to either be a triggerhappy manchild or a totalitarion dictator to be realistic, even though people who say that probably thinks batman is objectively better despite never reading or watching anything about the former once had to get a furry with way too much disposable income and a robot suit to could beat a multidimensional reality distortion imp by making him spell his name twice, backwards, using the smoke from his plane mode grew up on a farm, lived a quiet but humbled childhood while also make him realise that learning how to utilise his powers and come to the terms that he was smashing into buildings with conveniently placed ihop logos on them every 0.2 femtoseconds was a adopted bad idea (

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The virgin "god" vs the chad hero


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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