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The virgin God Emperor of Dune The Chad God-Emperor of Mankind Has ceuntless 20 18 9 sons Has an ever-increasing list of vague psychic powers Can only see the past and the future has no children Hisweakness is love Has no weakness whatsoever His weakness is water Has an army of scantily clad women Has an army of heavily armored, post-humar Glorfied Drug-dealer Source of the Astronomican MALES Always naked Always dressed in Gold Had to forcefully cause humanity to stagnate before he and the finest furs Avoids Direct Conflict Fights the god of died Effortlessly caused humanity's stagnation violence just by dying. Knows religion is dumb Best friend is Wizard Best Friend is a clone Thinks religion is a useftl. tool for ruling humanity Is a man-worm hybrid Possesses the most Holy form of Man's body

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Virgin differential geometry Chad finite geometry no cool symbol universally liked horcrux symbol no need for requires multiple tough prerequisites like real analysis and topology prerequisites, only need to know what a set is has boring applications has no need for applications, done purely for in statistics eniovment usually taken as an elective by physicists only taken as an elective by the pure of heart

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Virgin Gnome'd v. Chad RickRoll'd

The Chad Rick Astley The Virgin Gnome Hides hair, probably bald Shiny hair Is a meme in itself, does not need edits In the background of other memes, only at the end of his own. Gives both partys a laugh or inserts into vids Hated when he shows up Quickly faded, only makes it more Creator of OG vid does not talk about the meme, Only became more iconic with time, always that thought in the back of your mind when you clivk a link annoying because you forget about him Creator talks about probably doesn't know it exits the meme and jokes about it too 3'5 Manlet Don't know his height but its probably 7'7

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Virgin Gru vs Megachad

The Virgin Gru YOU DARE CHALANGE MEGACHAD? Supervillian A mere villian Bald because of age Bald because of his massive Took over an entire city and defeated a Superman Tier character brain (read: c---), but still rocking that goatee Only notable theft is the moon, and he gave it up Stole the effiel tower The one in vegas that no one remembers. Had no created one, then proceeded to kick that ones s--- in worthy foes, so he Amazing Cheklovs Dehydration gun Bland gray clothes Not even the best villian in the neighborhood Freeze ray, simple joke device Wears leather and а саре, а11 covered in spikes His minions are murderous His minions are creepy little tic tacs that your aunt makes right wing memes about robots and an actually adorable fish in a mech sui Took two movies to get laid Gets the girl in the second Evil because he was raised act by criminals in jail Created a simple rocket with billions of dollars of funding Hires a guy to make s--- for him. Creates doomsday devices out of scrap metal Hot AF Evil because mommy issues IS a jewish carictature Absurd accent Soundtrack by AC/DC and Guns n'Roses. Charming and dorky speech impediment Soundtrack by Pharrel williams, with some crappy trap music mixed in

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The Virgin Ninja vs. The Chad of Hate

The virgin Ninja The Chad King of Hate Full set of hair like a kid Bright neon colored hair Balding to show his mature age Hair as black as the night Wears a stupid headband Talks like a muppet Talks clearly, uses a wide vocabulary and even invents his own words Wear a manly cowhat hat Only relevant because of Fortnite Face full of acne Manly beard Superior Italian genetics 10 year legacy Plays the same game over and over again Body not suited for the gamer lifestyle Gets backlash for the smallest thing, forced to apologize Skinny arms perfectly adapted to his gamer lifestyle Variety streamer, never gets boring Puts on a character on stream Perfectly good shape, still plays videogames like a nerd Only fans are kiddies Openly bashes everyone, never apologizes OH Really bad back injury, still works hard everyday 100% himself on stream Wastes $200,000 on a "gaming room" gf only in it for the money and attention Fans are millionares who throw their money at him for recognition Lives in a $400,000 mansion with his very own office Follows twitch TOS but always on the verge of being punished for something Submissive gf who makes him meals and cleans his house everyday an entire subculture of detractors only increasing his popularity Spawned Nobody makes videos about him Millionaire, still complains Constantly breaks twitch TOS but is literally unbannable Infamous multi-time masturbator So toxic that nobody dares to touch him Gets mad at kids Survived several cases of gout Lives paycheck to paycheck, complains but never in any real trouble Will die off within a couple of years and become irrelevant immortalized through thousands of videos and will forever be forgetten wear shoes inside No hardship, gets everything on a silver platter Barefoot, proudly shows it off on stream

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Who is better?

The Virgin Disney Animation studio The Chad Fleischer animation studio Literally too Chad to have a plot Mascot is a talking cat, bringers of good luck Bold character designs created straight from paper Literally overrated, plot is completely dry 97% of the time Created by George Washington and Richard Nixon in collaboration with Bill Gates It's mascot is a f------ bipedal gerbil 10000% of the films are critical successes Boring and repetitive character designs, for it is literally cal-arts god-like animation Memorable live action movies like Forrest Created by a pathetic racists who are also communist SJW Athiest Zionist scumbags Gump and Walking With Dinosaurs 3D Is an animation god of all time Literally 97% of the films produced cinematic flops Has memorable characters like Bugs Bunny, Felix the Cat, Simba the Lion King, Nausicaa The Wolf Princess and Frank Reynolds. There are MS paint animations more livelier than a full budget Disney animation Utterly forgettable live action movies Is everything wrong with movies nowadays Has forgettable 1-dimensional characters like The BreadWinners and Teen Titans Go Obrianjford2019

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"This can't be good for me but I feel great"

The Postal Chad The Virgin "Name is not important" Can use 50 f------ Can only hold 3 guns guns at once "I regret nothing" at once "Muh cold bitter hatred" Badass monkier of Too afraid to reveal his name is Jeffery Cuddletrousers "The Dude" Deep, sexy voice Sounds like cookie monster A11 of his errands result Doesn't do errands, which is why his life is a s------- in pure madness, does them anyway Game relys on shock vaule First game is scary, second is funny Likeable third is chaotic Unlikeable misanthropic psychopath misanthropic psychopath Devs haven't Looks like cousin done jack IT going through a goth phase Iconic look Devs are constantly activce

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Chat alien-believer vs. virgin truth-seeker

Chad alien-believer Virgin truth-seeker "The universe is infinite man, so the they probably out there" are "We must collect all undeniable evidence, so that we can confirm their existence" Can't sleep, because he fears getting abducted in the night stupid b------- that doesn't matter Doesn't waste time on Has watched all episodes Wears a tinfoil hat in the shower of the X-files Made the "Let's storm area 51" event only to troll the truth-seekers

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The Virgin 30-year-old Millennial vs. That Chad 30-year-old Boomer

The Virgin 30 Year Old Millennial Lives in The Chad 30 Sips Monsters Owns a house parents' basement Year Old Boomer| drinks or rents ITeno expensive coffee Blasts Die Cis SIP ACDC CD's Always sleeps Listens to emo past 10 AM Gets up at 6 AM to mow the lawn in his car rappers on soundcloud Is still in Has had a school with earbuds steady job for 10 years after 8 years

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I require a Virgin Sacrifice | Aash If I was in charge of Germany, I would have won CO3 Perfect

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THE CHAD ADMIRAL ACKBAR "The virgin Admiral Holdo Nobody knows or cares Dramatic One of the moet beloved star sacrfice but wars characlers even after his death who this ls lterally nobody cares We only heard aItle bit about Fought In the clone wars making this a prequel meme Killed off quickly to make people forget about him we only love him even more now her history In TLJ Boring human Mon Calamari fish man

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The virgin God Emperor of Dune The Chad God-Emperor of Mankind Has ceuntless 20 18 9 sons Has an ever-increasing list of vague psychic powers Can only see the past and the future has no children Hisweakness is love Has no weakness whatsoever His weakness is water Has an army of scantily clad women Has an army of heavily armored, post-humar Glorfied Drug-dealer Source of the Astronomican MALES Always naked Always dressed in Gold Had to forcefully cause humanity to stagnate before he and the finest furs Avoids Direct Conflict Fights the god of died Effortlessly caused humanity's stagnation violence just by dying. Knows religion is dumb Best friend is Wizard Best Friend is a clone Thinks religion is a useftl. tool for ruling humanity Is a man-worm hybrid Possesses the most Holy form of Man's body

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