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The Virgin Gru YOU DARE CHALANGE MEGACHAD? Supervillian A mere villian Bald because of age Bald because of his massive Took over an entire city and defeated a Superman Tier character brain (read: c---), but still rocking that goatee Only notable theft is the moon, and he gave it up Stole the effiel tower The one in vegas that no one remembers. Had no created one, then proceeded to kick that ones s--- in worthy foes, so he Amazing Cheklovs Dehydration gun Bland gray clothes Not even the best villian in the neighborhood Freeze ray, simple joke device Wears leather and а саре, а11 covered in spikes His minions are murderous His minions are creepy little tic tacs that your aunt makes right wing memes about robots and an actually adorable fish in a mech sui Took two movies to get laid Gets the girl in the second Evil because he was raised act by criminals in jail Created a simple rocket with billions of dollars of funding Hires a guy to make s--- for him. Creates doomsday devices out of scrap metal Hot AF Evil because mommy issues IS a jewish carictature Absurd accent Soundtrack by AC/DC and Guns n'Roses. Charming and dorky speech impediment Soundtrack by Pharrel williams, with some crappy trap music mixed in

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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