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Virgin Vape CHAD CLOUD MASTER Blows massive clouds at all Neutral coloured vape to distance himself from "obnoxious vapers" times, makes sure to trap people in his clouds Tries to be as discrete as possible to avoid being confronted Lime and red camo vape skin Vapes pure nicotine extract. His heart is a solid lump Has researched his device extensively using online forums Goes outside to vape Completely unregulated device hooks up to massive external battery for maximum wattage far beyond safety recommendations VAPE KING Blows clouds into babies faces Juice doesn't even have any nicotine, pretends he likes "the flavour" Constantly walks quickly while vaping to avoid causing a cloud buildup Thigh is constantly sizzling due to repeatedly exploding vape batteries - doesn't care If he sees a mom walking by with a child, he'll stop vaping Very careful about safetv. Made sure to read about how and why vape batteries explode Always vapes indoors

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Virgin Vape VS the CHAD CLOUD MASTER


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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